The Best 49 Zuckerberg Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Zuckerberg jokes. There are some zuckerberg ashkenazi jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these zuckerberg mark zuckerberg puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Zuckerberg Jokes and Puns

This week in DC, Mark Zuckerberg is currently doing the hardest thing imaginable.

He's explaining Facebook to old people.

Why Mark Zuckerberg wears the same T-Shirt every day?

Because he is a filthy rich guy xD

How did Mark Zuckerberg meet Miley Cyrus?

Social net twerking

Zuckerberg joke, How did Mark Zuckerberg meet Miley Cyrus?

Mark Zuckerberg says he wears a grey t-shirt everyday because he doesn't want to waste time on things that don't matter.

He runs Facebook.

If Mark Zuckerberg bought out Gold's Gym and married an attorney...

...Would he still delete Facebook, hit the gym and lawyer up?


Mark Zuckerberg refuses formal appearance before Parliament

Couldn't find a tux with a hoodie

The misuse of users' Facebook data has caused Mark Zuckerberg significant emotional distress.

He asks that you respect his privacy during this challenging time.

Zuckerberg joke, The misuse of users' Facebook data has caused Mark Zuckerberg significant emotional distress.

What do you call a person who does not respect your privacy?

A Zuckerberg

Zuckerberg during his visit at a school

Kid: My dad says you spy on us.

Zuckerberg: He's not your dad.

Mark zuckerberg and i were in a band once. We gave him a choice to play the melody, the harmony, or display our newsfeed in chronological order.

But no matter how much we didn't want him to, he kept insisting, "I'll go rhythms. "

Zuckerberg visits Jerusalem...

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Zuckerberg really cares about personal data

Just ask the Winklevoss twins

Mark Zuckerberg values your privacy

at $157 Facebook stock price

Mr. Zuckerberg how do you sustain a business model in which users don't pay for your services?

Zuckerberg: 1010011010 .......Ahem

Zuckerberg: Senator, we run ads

Mark Zuckerberg posted a new status on his profile today.

Mark Zuckerberg has marked himself safe during the 2018 Congressional Hearings on Facebook Data.

Mark zuckerberg is living out most of this generations greatest fear.

Hes having to explain his undeleted internet history.

Zuckerberg joke, Mark zuckerberg is living out most of this generations greatest fear.

Some say that Data never truly achieved humanity.

Mark Zuckerberg.

What would Mark Zuckerberg add to the game, if he created MineCraft?

Data.

So he can mine it.

*Zuckerberg sits in front of congress*

"Mr Zuckerberg, we have several very serious questions and we demand answers"
"I have printed out all of your Internet histories"
"This meeting is over...


Why doesn't facebook use google's captcha when you set up an account?

Zuckerberg wanted to use his own website

My friend warned me that Mark Zuckerberg was the last person I should trust with my information

Literally and alphabetically

Boy : My dad told me you are spying on us ?

Mark Zuckerberg : He is not your Dad.

Mark Zuckerberg has been failing a lot recently: the Russian interference, the privacy leaks,

the touring test...

Donald Trump and Mark Zuckerberg are collaborating on a project.

Donald is building a wall. Mark is selling ad space on the wall.

Why did Mark Zuckerberg only need a sip of water?

Zucculents are excellent at storing water and can thrive in arid climates.

Mark Zuckerberg tries to plant a tree, but falls over and crushes in face into the trunk

Face Plant (tm)

If I could recommend Mark Zuckerberg two movies they would be..

Wall-E & The Iron Giant. So I can show him that robots are capable of emotions

When will mark zuckerberg die?

January 19 2038 of course

Why did Zuckerberg create Facebook?

He couldn't pass the captcha for Myspace.

Mark Zuckerberg is cracking down on Facebook bots.

I wasn't expecting him to turn against his own kind.

What did the robot pirate say to Mark Zuckerberg?

A.i Captain

Mark Zuckerberg says that people should read these 23 books during their lifetime

\#1 A Robots Guide to Acting Human

How many chargers does Mark Zuckerberg carry when he travels?

Three. One for his laptop, one for his phone and one for himself.

Why can't Mark Zuckerberg appear before the EU parliament to answer questions?

Because his charger is 2 pin and the EU uses a different voltage.

Ray Kroc, Mark Zuckerberg and Bill Gates walk into a bar.

The owner turns his back for a second and lost his bar.

Mark Zuckerberg

Mark : we need 1000s of people's image so that we can fetch the data for the AI but we are running short on money this time. Any inputs?

Consultant 1: get the info from Apple's AI

Consultant 2: XoXo rofl! let's create a #10yearchallenge

Mark :

consultant :

Mark : perfe...

Mark Zuckerberg published a privacy-focused vision for Facebook today.

Oh wait, it's not April 1.

So Mark Zuckerberg and The Pope walk into a bar...

They sit down when suddenly Mark spills his drink on The Popes' robes. They get into a fight. A film crew recorded them duking it out and made a film out of it...

Alien vs Predator

I will never forget a quote by Mark Zuckerberg that is often misattributed to Voltaire:

While I disapprove of what you say, I will defend to the death my right to make money off of it

My wife asked me why I was whispering at home

I said I was worried that Mark Zuckerberg was listening. She laughed. I laughed. Alexa laughed. Siri laughed. We all laughed...

My wife asked why I talked so quietly today, I told her I was afraid mark zuckerberg was listening!

She laughed, I laughed, Siri laughed and Alexa laughed!

-James Franco

A boy walks up to Mark Zuckerberg

The boy says: My daddy said you were stealing out information

Mark Zuckerberg replies: He isn't your dad

Girls, if a guy remembers your birthday, saves your pictures knows what you enjoy and understands your family and friends,

This guy is not your man.
This guy is Mark Zuckerberg.

What's the difference between Mark Zuckerberg and Jean Luc Picard?

Picard didn't sell Data.

Why I spoke so softly in the house?

My wife asked why I spoke so softly in the house.


I said I was afraid Mark Zuckerberg was listening!


She laughed.


I laughed.
Alexa laughed. Siri laughed.

Why would Mark Zuckerberg be a very good taxi driver?

You get in the car and he already knows your name and where you live

What do you call Mark Zuckerberg getting therapy?

Tech support

Mark Zuckerberg is a great friend...

He listens to everything you say.

The Facebook company has changed its name to Meta

This reminds me of the time I was at a function with Mark Zuckerberg.

I Meta morally corrupt, reptile looking asshole.

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