Zucchini Jokes

26 zucchini jokes and hilarious zucchini puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about zucchini that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

If you're looking for a good laugh, check out our collection of zucchini jokes. From puns to one-liners, we've got something for everyone.

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Funniest Zucchini Short Jokes

Short zucchini jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The zucchini humour may include short cucumber jokes also.

  1. Did you hear about the woman who left a zucchini in her car while she went shopping? When she got back, someone had broken in and left her three more.
  2. What's the difference between squash and zucchini? You can't zucchini bugs!
    A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.
  3. What did the gourd say to the zucchini about their bad relations with a cow. We gotta squash this beef.

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Zucchini One Liners

Which zucchini one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with zucchini? I can suggest the ones about squash and eggplant.

  1. What do you call a bikini you wear to the zoo? A zucchini.
  2. What is a Jawa's favorite vegetable? Zucchini
  3. What's a Jawa's favorite type of bread? ZUCCHINI!
  4. Why did Sean Connery throw away his zucchini? Courgette was rotten
  5. What did the Zucchini say when it got stepped on? *squash*
  6. Is that a zucchini in your pocket? Or are you Giuseppe Toussimi?
  7. What do vegans wear when going to the pool? A zucchini.
  8. Why did the squash go to the gym? Because she's getting ready for zucchini season
  9. Q: What happened when the Zucchini played baseball?
    A: it got pickled
  10. What is a Jawa's favorite fruit? Ooh ooh zucchini.
  11. What kind of bikini does Mark Zuckerberg wear? A Zucchini
  12. Why did the Nerdy Zucchini go to Antartica? So he could become as coooool as a cucumber.

Zucchini joke, Why did the Nerdy Zucchini go to Antartica?

Comical Zucchini Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter

What funny jokes about zucchini you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cabbage jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make zucchini pranks.

A guy starts his first day at a bakery...

The boss says, "We're a healthy, whole-food bakery, so we put vegetables in every type of bread that we make." He shows the new guy to the back room, where there are rows of file cabinets with pictures of vegetables on them.
"Here's where we keep the carrot dough," the boss says, opening a file drawer with a picture of a carrot on it. "And here's the zucchini dough."
"But what's this one with the picture of Kevin Spacey on it?" The new guy asks.
"Oh," the boss responds, "That's the pea dough file."

So a group of students recently did an experiment with results that showed zucchinis can actually improve your memory...

That's great and all but I just feel sorry for the guy who had to get a zucchini shoved up his a**... because he's never gonna forget it.

Three women are sitting at a bar...

And they're bragging about how loose they are. The first one says:
"I could fit an entire zucchini up there!"
The second one says:
"Oh yeah? Well I could fit an entire pineapple up there!"
The third one doesn't say anything and she slides down the stool.

A woman walks into a supermarket

She grabs a zucchini and two limes and goes to pay for them. As the cashier is ringing up her items he comments to her;
"I can tell you're single"
The woman giggles and asks coyly
"Oh what gave that away"
The cashier replies
"Because you're fat"

Zucchini joke, What do vegans wear when going to the pool?