Zucchini Jokes

If you're looking for a good laugh, check out our collection of zucchini jokes. From puns to one-liners, we've got something for everyone.

Comical Zucchini Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter

A guy starts his first day at a bakery...

The boss says, "We're a healthy, whole-food bakery, so we put vegetables in every type of bread that we make." He shows the new guy to the back room, where there are rows of file cabinets with pictures of vegetables on them.

"Here's where we keep the carrot dough," the boss says, opening a file drawer with a picture of a carrot on it. "And here's the zucchini dough."

"But what's this one with the picture of Kevin Spacey on it?" The new guy asks.

"Oh," the boss responds, "That's the pea dough file."

What do you call a bikini you wear to the zoo?

A zucchini.

What is a Jawa's favorite vegetable?


So a group of students recently did an experiment with results that showed zucchinis can actually improve your memory...

That's great and all but I just feel sorry for the guy who had to get a zucchini shoved up his a**... because he's never gonna forget it.

What's a Jawa's favorite type of bread?


Three women are sitting at a bar...

And they're bragging about how loose they are. The first one says:

"I could fit an entire zucchini up there!"

The second one says:

"Oh yeah? Well I could fit an entire pineapple up there!"

The third one doesn't say anything and she slides down the stool.

Did you hear about the woman who left a zucchini in her car while she went shopping?

When she got back, someone had broken in and left her three more.

Zucchini joke, Did you hear about the woman who left a zucchini in her car while she went shopping?

A woman walks into a supermarket

She grabs a zucchini and two limes and goes to pay for them. As the cashier is ringing up her items he comments to her;

"I can tell you're single"

The woman giggles and asks coyly

"Oh what gave that away"

The cashier replies

"Because you're fat"

Why did Sean Connery throw away his zucchini?

Courgette was rotten

What's the difference between squash and zucchini?

You can't zucchini bugs!

A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.

What did the Zucchini say when it got stepped on?


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Is that a zucchini in your pocket?

Or are you Giuseppe Toussimi?

What did the gourd say to the zucchini about their bad relations with a cow.

We gotta squash this beef.

What do vegans wear when going to the pool?

A zucchini.

Why did the squash go to the gym?

Because she's getting ready for zucchini season

A pumpkin, a zucchini, and a seed walk into a bar.

The barkeep asks the pumpkin what she'd like to drink.

b**... Mary, she says.

The barkeep asks the zucchini for her order.

I'm having a hard cider, the zucchini says.

The barkeep turns to the seed, and both the pumpkin and zucchini say, Oh, don't serve our friend anything.

Why not?

Can't you tell? asks the zucchini, She's already out of her gourd!

Zucchini joke, A pumpkin, a zucchini, and a seed walk into a bar.

What is a Jawa's favorite fruit?

Ooh ooh zucchini.

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