Zoos Jokes
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Happy Greek Easter! Which Greek God loved to collect animals?
Zoos
I have the heart of a lion
And that is why I'm banned from all zoos within a 100 mile radius
My dad always said that real men have the heart of a lion.
So today I decided that it was finally time to be a real man. I succeeded but I have to go to court for animal cruelty and I received a life time ban from all zoos.
What is the difference between northern and southern zoos?
Southern zoos have a description of the animals along with a recipe.
So I'm not allowed near petting zoos...
.. Or as I prefer to call them, heavy petting zoos.
Did you hear about the French zoo, famous for their seals, that stopped allowing their seals to go to other zoos?
They just no longer give a phoque.
Not a single phoque.
The zoos have really stepped up their game
They taught monkeys how to rap!
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