Zooming Jokes
4 zooming jokes and hilarious zooming puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about zooming that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Comical Zooming Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What is a good zooming joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
So these three lawyers are zooming along a country road and they get into an accident with a gravedigger.
So the gravedigger pulls himself out of his car and he's okay, but the lawyers are kind of messed up, so he buries them, right there, and walks into town and calls the Sheriff. 'Sheriff,' he says, 'terrible accident I just had. Three lawyers in it, they was all dead, so I buried them.' Sheriff says, "What?
You went ahead and buried them already? Are yousure they was dead?' Gravedigger says reluctantly,
"Well, they said they wasn't, but you know how those fellas lie.
A duck is standing next to a busy road, cars are zooming by, while he waits for a break in traffic. Then a Chicken walks by and says " don't do it.. "
" .. you'll never hear the end of it "
A snail, who was tired of being slow, went and bought a sports car with a big S on each side
Whenever people saw him zooming past, they would say, Hey, look at that S-Car Go
A duck was standing by the roadside waiting for a break in traffic so it could cross.
It watched the vehicles zooming past, seemingly uncaring of its plight. Just when the mayhem started to lull a chicken walked up and said "Don't do it, mate. You'll never hear the end of it"
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