Zoomed Jokes
4 zoomed jokes and hilarious zoomed puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about zoomed that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Humorous Zoomed Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
What is a good zoomed joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A duck was standing on the curb
Cars zoomed past the duck while he waited for a break in traffic. A chicken walked up to him and said "Don't do it, man. You'll never hear the end of it."
The firefighters dog
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmation dog. The children started discussing what the dog's duties might be.
"They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster.
"No," said another, "he's just for good luck."
A third child concluded. "No silly, they use the dogs to find the fire hydrant!"
What do you call the online class that comes and goes by really fast, and also likes guys and girls
The online class, Zoomed bi
Usain Bolt was running through a neighborhood when a policeman pulled him over...
Vroom vroom he zoom zoomed!
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