Zoom Jokes

Funniest Zoom Short Jokes

Short zoom jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The zoom humour may include short blink jokes also.

1. I feel really bad for the class of 2020. They say the year really flies by. I just didn't realize it would Zoom.
2. Working from home and told a joke on a zoom call. No laughed Turns out I'm not remotely funny.
3. A duck was standing on the curb Cars zoomed past the duck while he waited for a break in traffic. A chicken walked up to him and said "Don't do it, man. You'll never hear the end of it."
4. A duck is standing next to a busy road, cars are zooming by, while he waits for a break in traffic. Then a Chicken walks by and says " don't do it.. " " .. you'll never hear the end of it "
5. I'm getting paid a lot to shut down Zoom calls... Now I'm making ends meet by making meets end!
6. Being a freshman everyone always told me first year would go quickly... but I didn't realise it would ZOOM
   (im sorry)
7. A snail, who was tired of being slow, went and bought a sports car with a big S on each side Whenever people saw him zooming past, they would say, Hey, look at that S-Car Go
8. I showed up late for a Zoom meeting... ...when asked for a reason, I confessed: "You wouldn't believe the network traffic".
9. Turning off your Zoom camera is like getting food from a buffet at a party You want to do it, but you don't want to be the first, and you definitely don't want to be the only
10. During a zoom band class the teacher asked a student to name different notes. As he was reading them he stopped suddenly and said, "I forgot what note this is" A bandmate put an F in the chat.

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Zoom One Liners

Which zoom one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with zoom? I can suggest the ones about buzz and camera.

1. They shouldn't have called it zoom Co-vid woulda been a better name
2. I told a joke over my zoom meeting It wasn't even remotely funny
3. Why is it called a zoom meeting When it should be a co-vid
4. I muted my boss in a zoom call He fired me for mute-iny.
5. Me: This show is boring... Boss: Again, this is a Zoom conference!
6. How do virtual doctors do virtual gynecolgy? They zoom in.
7. Just got offered a job working for Formula1 After a very successful zoom interview.
8. What do you call a quick video-conference at the Mazda factory? A zoom-zoom zoom Zoom.
9. "O Julia, You are like a fractal to me... I enjoy zooming every part of you. "
10. People that said 2020 would fly by... ...Didn't know that it would zoom
11. Why is Neil Diamond always late to Zoom meetings? He's forever in BlueJeans, yeah!
12. What do you call a teleconference with sheep? Zoom-baa!
13. Yo mama so s**... She wears a face mask on a zoom meeting

Zoom Meetings Jokes

Here is a list of funny zoom meetings jokes and even better zoom meetings puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• "Zoom meetings" is a s**... name, and it's branded. We should call it a bit more casual like "coworker video chat"... Or something shorter, like "co-vid".

Bad Zoom Jokes

Here is a list of funny bad zoom jokes and even better bad zoom puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Using Zoom for work was a bad idea. Since I can't travel, I can't get to box 350 Boston, Mass 02134

Hilarious Fun Zoom Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

What funny jokes about zoom you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean blur jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make zoom pranks.