Zoom Jokes

32 zoom jokes and hilarious zoom puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about zoom that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

This is a collection of funny jokes about people who use Zoom.

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Best Short Zoom Jokes

Short zoom puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The zoom humour may include short blink jokes also.

  1. I feel really bad for the class of 2020. They say the year really flies by. I just didn't realize it would Zoom.
  2. Working from home and told a joke on a zoom call. No laughed Turns out I'm not remotely funny.
  3. A duck was standing on the curb Cars zoomed past the duck while he waited for a break in traffic. A chicken walked up to him and said "Don't do it, man. You'll never hear the end of it."
  4. A duck is standing next to a busy road, cars are zooming by, while he waits for a break in traffic. Then a Chicken walks by and says " don't do it.. " " .. you'll never hear the end of it "
  5. I'm getting paid a lot to shut down Zoom calls... Now I'm making ends meet by making meets end!
  6. Being a freshman everyone always told me first year would go quickly... but I didn't realise it would ZOOM
    (im sorry)
  7. A snail, who was tired of being slow, went and bought a sports car with a big S on each side Whenever people saw him zooming past, they would say, Hey, look at that S-Car Go
  8. I showed up late for a Zoom meeting... ...when asked for a reason, I confessed: "You wouldn't believe the network traffic".
  9. Turning off your Zoom camera is like getting food from a buffet at a party You want to do it, but you don't want to be the first, and you definitely don't want to be the only
  10. During a zoom band class the teacher asked a student to name different notes. As he was reading them he stopped suddenly and said, "I forgot what note this is" A bandmate put an F in the chat.
Zoom joke, During a zoom band class the teacher asked a student to name different notes. As he was reading them

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about zoom can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of zoom puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Zoom One Liners

Which zoom one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with zoom? I can suggest the ones about buzz and camera.

  1. They shouldn't have called it zoom Co-vid woulda been a better name
  2. I told a joke over my zoom meeting It wasn't even remotely funny
  3. Why is it called a zoom meeting When it should be a co-vid
  4. I muted my boss in a zoom call He fired me for mute-iny.
  5. Me: This show is boring... Boss: Again, this is a Zoom conference!
  6. How do virtual doctors do virtual gynecolgy? They zoom in.
  7. Just got offered a job working for Formula1 After a very successful zoom interview.
  8. What do you call a quick video-conference at the Mazda factory? A zoom-zoom zoom Zoom.
  9. "O Julia, You are like a fractal to me... I enjoy zooming every part of you. "
  10. People that said 2020 would fly by... ...Didn't know that it would zoom
  11. Why is Neil Diamond always late to Zoom meetings? He's forever in BlueJeans, yeah!
  12. What do you call a teleconference with sheep? Zoom-baa!
  13. Yo mama so s**... She wears a face mask on a zoom meeting

Zoom Meetings Jokes

Here is a list of funny zoom meetings jokes and even better zoom meetings puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • "Zoom meetings" is a s**... name, and it's branded. We should call it a bit more casual like "coworker video chat"... Or something shorter, like "co-vid".

Bad Zoom Jokes

Here is a list of funny bad zoom jokes and even better bad zoom puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Using Zoom for work was a bad idea. Since I can't travel, I can't get to box 350 Boston, Mass 02134
Zoom joke, Using Zoom for work was a bad idea.

Hilarious Fun Zoom Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

What funny jokes about zoom you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean blur jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make zoom prank.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a Dutchman are all on a zoom call.

The four men are all on a zoom call with their boss. Their boss asks Can you see me? and they respond

President Joe Biden announced that he would give a free bottle of Bud Light to anyone who got a vaccine.

Not to be outdone, the next day, the President Obrador of Mexico announced that he would give a bottle of Corona to anyone who got a vaccine.
The day after, the President Higgins of Ireland announced that he'd be giving out free bottles of water.
Biden and Obrador were confused and gave the Irish President a Zoom call. "We kinda expected you to give out free Guiness, being from Ireland and all"
The Irish President replied: "Well, if you guys aren't giving out beer, then neither am I."

A teacher is teaching a 5th grade class on Zoom.

The teacher says to Susie, "Tell the class why you want to be a teacher."
Susie says, "Actually, I want to be a stripper."
The teacher asks, "A stripper? I thought you wanted to do my noble profession."
Susie says, "That was before I saw your tiny apartment."

Those Zoom doctor appointments are not very good.

Especially when your doctor has you stick your finger up your own a**... and then you find out that he isn't really a doctor and you are in the wrong meeting.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German log on to a zoom call

The host wants to check if his video is working, so he says: Can you all see me?
The Englishman says Yes . The Frenchman says Oui . The Spaniard says Si . The German says Ja .

Raise your hand if you've been caught m**... on a Zoom call.

Maybe you should have raised the other hand.


My boss always laughed at my jokes at work but since the pandemic she never laughs at them in Zoom chats. I asked her why doesn't she laugh at them anymore.
She replied, "Because your jokes aren't remotely funny."

Zoom joke, Me: This show is boring...

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these zoom jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.