The Best 35 Zoom Jokes
This is a collection of funny jokes about people who use Zoom.
Top 10 Funniest Zoom Jokes and Puns
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a Dutchman are all on a zoom call.
The four men are all on a zoom call with their boss. Their boss asks Can you see me? and they respond
Yes
Oui
Si
Ja
I feel really bad for the class of 2020. They say the year really flies by.
I just didn't realize it would Zoom.
President Joe Biden announced that he would give a free bottle of Bud Light to anyone who got a vaccine.
Not to be outdone, the next day, the President Obrador of Mexico announced that he would give a bottle of Corona to anyone who got a vaccine.
The day after, the President Higgins of Ireland announced that he'd be giving out free bottles of water.
Biden and Obrador were confused and gave the Irish President a Zoom call. "We kinda expected you to give out free Guiness, being from Ireland and all"
The Irish President replied: "Well, if you guys aren't giving out beer, then neither am I."
"Zoom meetings" is a stupid name, and it's branded. We should call it a bit more casual like "coworker video chat"...
Or something shorter, like "co-vid".
They shouldn't have called it zoom
Co-vid woulda been a better name
Working from home and told a joke on a zoom call. No laughed
Turns out I'm not remotely funny.
A teacher is teaching a 5th grade class on Zoom.
The teacher says to Susie, "Tell the class why you want to be a teacher."
Susie says, "Actually, I want to be a stripper."
The teacher asks, "A stripper? I thought you wanted to do my noble profession."
Susie says, "That was before I saw your tiny apartment."
I told a joke over my zoom meeting
It wasn't even remotely funny
Those Zoom doctor appointments are not very good.
Especially when your doctor has you stick your finger up your own ass and then you find out that he isn't really a doctor and you are in the wrong meeting.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German log on to a zoom call
The host wants to check if his video is working, so he says: Can you all see me?
The Englishman says Yes . The Frenchman says Oui . The Spaniard says Si . The German says Ja .
Why is it called a zoom meeting
When it should be a co-vid
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Raise your hand if you've been caught masturbating on a Zoom call.
Maybe you should have raised the other hand.
I'm getting paid a lot to shut down Zoom calls...
Now I'm making ends meet by making meets end!
Being a freshman everyone always told me first year would go quickly...
but I didn't realise it would ZOOM
(im sorry)
I muted my boss in a zoom call
He fired me for mute-iny.
Lol
My boss always laughed at my jokes at work but since the pandemic she never laughs at them in Zoom chats. I asked her why doesn't she laugh at them anymore.
She replied, "Because your jokes aren't remotely funny."
The 12 Days of Corona
In the year 2020, the pandemic gave to me:
12 Cancelled Plans
11 Face Masks
10 Sanitizers
9 Murder Hornets
8 Zoom Calls
7 Mental Breakdowns
6 Feet Apart
5 Curbside Pickups
4 Quarantines
3 Travel Restrictions
2 Karens Complaining
And a massive shortage of Grocery Store TP
Me: This show is boring...
Boss: Again, this is a Zoom conference!
A student is late for a zoom class...
"What took you so long?" the teacher asks.
"Technical difficulties" the student answers.
"I've heard that excuse a hundred times, let me guess, your wifi didn't work?"
"My clock"
Breaking: CNN legal analyst caught masturbating on a Zoom call
Guess you could say he just couldn't keep his Toobin his pants
I showed up late for a Zoom meeting...
...when asked for a reason, I confessed: "You wouldn't believe the network traffic".
Turning off your Zoom camera is like getting food from a buffet at a party
You want to do it, but you don't want to be the first, and you definitely don't want to be the only
Just got offered a job working for Formula1
After a very successful zoom interview.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German log on to a zoom call...
The host wants to make sure their video is working so asks: "can you see me?"
The Englishman says "Yes"
The Frenchman says "Oui"
The Spaniard says "Sí"
And the German says "Ja"
I hope this doesn't violate the 6th rule on this subreddit...
During a zoom band class the teacher asked a student to name different notes. As he was reading them he stopped suddenly and said, "I forgot what note this is"
A bandmate put an F in the chat.
During a business meeting yesterday, someone asked me about my background. So I told him about my education, career, family, hopes and dreams.
Turns out he was asking about what was behind me on our Zoom call.
Some people say:' why don't they protest peacefully?'
And then here comes this guy: 'why don't they just do a Zoom protest? '.
The Holy Family were unable to participate....
...in the conference call.
There was no Zoom at the inn.
Yo mama so stupid
She wears a face mask on a zoom meeting
What do you call a quick video-conference at the Mazda factory?
A zoom-zoom zoom Zoom.
What does a zoomer cow say?
Mooooooooooood
People that said 2020 would fly by...
...Didn't know that it would zoom
Using Zoom for work was a bad idea.
Since I can't travel, I can't get to box 350 Boston, Mass 02134
Why is Neil Diamond always late to Zoom meetings?
He's forever in BlueJeans, yeah!
A zoomer was invited to his millennial friend's wedding, and was asked to give a toast.
He didn't avocado.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the zoom meeting jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working zoom greater clarity piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.