Zoom Jokes

Following is our collection of work from home puns and remote work one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Zoom jokes for adults, dirty video conference jokes and clean background dad gags for kids.

The Best Zoom Puns

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a Dutchman are all on a zoom call.

The four men are all on a zoom call with their boss. Their boss asks Can you see me? and they respond

Yes

Oui

Si

Ja

I feel really bad for the class of 2020. They say the year really flies by.

I just didn't realize it would Zoom.

A teacher is teaching a 5th grade class on Zoom.

The teacher says to Susie, "Tell the class why you want to be a teacher."

Susie says, "Actually, I want to be a stripper."

The teacher asks, "A stripper? I thought you wanted to do my noble profession."

Susie says, "That was before I saw your tiny apartment."

Zoom joke, A teacher is teaching a 5th grade class on Zoom.

I told a joke over my zoom meeting

It wasn't even remotely funny

Why is it called a zoom meeting

When it should be a co-vid


Raise your hand if you've been caught masturbating on a Zoom call.

Maybe you should have raised the other hand.

I'm getting paid a lot to shut down Zoom calls...

Now I'm making ends meet by making meets end!

Zoom joke, I'm getting paid a lot to shut down Zoom calls...

Being a freshman everyone always told me first year would go quickly...

but I didn't realise it would ZOOM

(im sorry)

Me: This show is boring...

Boss: Again, this is a Zoom conference!

Breaking: CNN legal analyst caught masturbating on a Zoom call

Guess you could say he just couldn't keep his Toobin his pants

I showed up late for a Zoom meeting...

...when asked for a reason, I confessed: "You wouldn't believe the network traffic".


During a zoom band class the teacher asked a student to name different notes. As he was reading them he stopped suddenly and said, "I forgot what note this is"

A bandmate put an F in the chat.

Some people say:' why don't they protest peacefully?'

And then here comes this guy: 'why don't they just do a Zoom protest? '.

What do you call a quick video-conference at the Mazda factory?

A zoom-zoom zoom Zoom.

People that said 2020 would fly by...

...Didn't know that it would zoom

Why is Neil Diamond always late to Zoom meetings?

He's forever in BlueJeans, yeah!

Zoom joke, Why is Neil Diamond always late to Zoom meetings?

A zoomer was invited to his millennial friend's wedding, and was asked to give a toast.

He didn't avocado.

Using Zoom for work was a bad idea.

Since I can't travel, I can't get to box 350 Boston, Mass 02134

What does a zoomer cow say?

Mooooooooooood


Usain Bolt was running through a neighborhood when a policeman pulled him over...

Vroom vroom he zoom zoomed!

- Where can I see you 😊 ?

- In my photos 😴 ...

- Hmm ... Ok ... But I mean closer 😎.

- Zoom 😒

There is an abundance of camera jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 21 funniest jokes and zoom puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any university witze you can hear about zoom.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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