The Best 28 Zoom Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Zoom jokes. There are some zoom remote work jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these zoom background puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Zoom Jokes and Puns

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a Dutchman are all on a zoom call.

The four men are all on a zoom call with their boss. Their boss asks Can you see me? and they respond

Yes

Oui

Si

Ja

I feel really bad for the class of 2020. They say the year really flies by.

I just didn't realize it would Zoom.

"Zoom meetings" is a stupid name, and it's branded. We should call it a bit more casual like "coworker video chat"...

Or something shorter, like "co-vid".

Zoom joke, "Zoom meetings" is a stupid name, and it's branded. We should call it a bit more casual like "cowork

They shouldn't have called it zoom

Co-vid woulda been a better name

A teacher is teaching a 5th grade class on Zoom.

The teacher says to Susie, "Tell the class why you want to be a teacher."

Susie says, "Actually, I want to be a stripper."

The teacher asks, "A stripper? I thought you wanted to do my noble profession."

Susie says, "That was before I saw your tiny apartment."


I told a joke over my zoom meeting

It wasn't even remotely funny

Those Zoom doctor appointments are not very good.

Especially when your doctor has you stick your finger up your own ass and then you find out that he isn't really a doctor and you are in the wrong meeting.

Zoom joke, Those Zoom doctor appointments are not very good.

Why is it called a zoom meeting

When it should be a co-vid

Raise your hand if you've been caught masturbating on a Zoom call.

Maybe you should have raised the other hand.

I'm getting paid a lot to shut down Zoom calls...

Now I'm making ends meet by making meets end!

Being a freshman everyone always told me first year would go quickly...

but I didn't realise it would ZOOM

(im sorry)

You can explore zoom work from home reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean zoom video conference dad jokes. There are also zoom puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Me: This show is boring...

Boss: Again, this is a Zoom conference!

The 12 Days of Corona

In the year 2020, the pandemic gave to me:
12 Cancelled Plans
11 Face Masks
10 Sanitizers
9 Murder Hornets
8 Zoom Calls
7 Mental Breakdowns
6 Feet Apart
5 Curbside Pickups
4 Quarantines
3 Travel Restrictions
2 Karens Complaining
And a massive shortage of Grocery Store TP

A student is late for a zoom class...

"What took you so long?" the teacher asks.
"Technical difficulties" the student answers.
"I've heard that excuse a hundred times, let me guess, your wifi didn't work?"
"My clock"

Breaking: CNN legal analyst caught masturbating on a Zoom call

Guess you could say he just couldn't keep his Toobin his pants

Turning off your Zoom camera is like getting food from a buffet at a party

You want to do it, but you don't want to be the first, and you definitely don't want to be the only

Zoom joke, Turning off your Zoom camera is like getting food from a buffet at a party

I showed up late for a Zoom meeting...

...when asked for a reason, I confessed: "You wouldn't believe the network traffic".

During a zoom band class the teacher asked a student to name different notes. As he was reading them he stopped suddenly and said, "I forgot what note this is"

A bandmate put an F in the chat.

Some people say:' why don't they protest peacefully?'

And then here comes this guy: 'why don't they just do a Zoom protest? '.


Yo mama so stupid

She wears a face mask on a zoom meeting

What do you call a quick video-conference at the Mazda factory?

A zoom-zoom zoom Zoom.

People that said 2020 would fly by...

...Didn't know that it would zoom

Why is Neil Diamond always late to Zoom meetings?

He's forever in BlueJeans, yeah!

A zoomer was invited to his millennial friend's wedding, and was asked to give a toast.

He didn't avocado.

Using Zoom for work was a bad idea.

Since I can't travel, I can't get to box 350 Boston, Mass 02134

What does a zoomer cow say?

Mooooooooooood

Usain Bolt was running through a neighborhood when a policeman pulled him over...

Vroom vroom he zoom zoomed!

- Where can I see you 😊 ?

- In my photos 😴 ...

- Hmm ... Ok ... But I mean closer 😎.

- Zoom 😒

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the zoom camera jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working zoom university piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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