Amusing & Witty Zoology Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun
When I was 6 years old my priest took me aside and gave me a lesson about the birds and the bees.
He did this to many other kids. It went on for about 2 years. Until he left the church to pursue his career in zoology. He just loved teaching kids about animals. What a great man.
Zoology Tip
You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.
Zoology is an interesting subject...
For example, did you know that a school of piranhas can completely strip the flesh from the bones of a child in 20 seconds?
Also, I lost my job at the zoo today...
Zoology teacher was asked to substitute history teacher's class since he was on leave..
And so he did..
Describe Shahajahan's wife Mumtaz with a neat diagram and label the parts
I told my brother to work harder for his marine zoology exam...
he's been coasting all year
