The Best 5 Zoology Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Zoology jokes. There are some zoology undergrad jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these zoology prof puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Zoology Jokes and Puns

When I was 6 years old my priest took me aside and gave me a lesson about the birds and the bees.

He did this to many other kids. It went on for about 2 years. Until he left the church to pursue his career in zoology. He just loved teaching kids about animals. What a great man.

Zoology Tip

You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.

Zoology is an interesting subject...

For example, did you know that a school of piranhas can completely strip the flesh from the bones of a child in 20 seconds?


Also, I lost my job at the zoo today...

Zoology teacher was asked to substitute history teacher's class since he was on leave..

And so he did..

Describe Shahajahan's wife Mumtaz with a neat diagram and label the parts

I told my brother to work harder for his marine zoology exam...

he's been coasting all year

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the zoology basics jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working zoology evolutionary piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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