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Say what you will against pedophiles, but at least...

they drive slowly in school zones.

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The average male ejaculation occurs at 28 Miles per hour

Which makes it illegal in school zones

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I'm not gonna make fun of my grandfather's driving skills anymore.

Apparently parking zones disease is a real thing.

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Pedophiles may be bad people...

... but at least they drive slow through the school zones

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Say what you will about pedophiles.....

at least they drive slow in school zones.

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What's the one good thing about a pedophile?

They drive slow through school zones.

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Did you know that a male ejaculates at 27mph?

That's why I always get in trouble when I do it in school zones.

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What is one good thing about child molesters?

They drive slowly in the school zones

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Say what you want about paedophiles...

...at least they drive slowly through school zones.

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You have to give it to pedophiles

They're the only ones who follow the speed limit in school zones

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Say what you want about paedophiles.

At least they drive slow in school zones.

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Pedophiles aren't all that bad

at least they go slow in school zones!

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Putin and Medvedeev talking

- We need to change these time zones, they are giving me a big headache, says Putin
-Why? asks Medvedeev
-I'm calling Beijing to give my congrats for their national holiday and they tell me it's tomorrow. I call Warsaw to express my condolences for the airplane crash in Smolensk and they tell me the plane didn't take off yet!

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Make what you will of pedophiles...

...at least they drive slowly in school zones.

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Time zones are crazy

On new years eve some parts of the world are in 2017, some are in 2016, and a large portion of the U.S. is still stuck in 1940.

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time zones are amazing, it's a different time all around the world! for example, in some parts of the U.S, it's still 1950

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Samoa is in 2 time zones

Some of those people are living in the past

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How do we know Milo Yiannopoulos isn't a libertarian?

Libertarians don't drive slow in school zones.

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Say what you want about Jerry Sandusky

But at least he slows down in school zones.

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Say what you want about Kevin Spacey

but at least he slows down in school zones.

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What do you call a girl who friend zones you?

M'lady

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Phone calls between time zones are the worst.

One night I was lonely and tried to call the international date line. No luck.

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You should not talk smack about paedophiles

Because they drive slow in school zones

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Yo momma is so fat she has to wear a watch on each wrist because she covers two time zones

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Say what you want about Sandusky.

But he always slowed down for school zones.

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Say what you will about pedophiles but...

They always support orphans, the always drive slow in school zones, they always donate to schools, they always help with homework.

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Say what you want about paedophiles

Atleast they drive slow in school zones

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My stepmom is so fat that she needs 2 watches, one for each wrist because...

She's in two time zones

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Time Zones are amazing, it's a different time all around the world.

For example, in some parts of the United States, it's still the 1950's.

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Pedophiles aren't all bad...

The always drive the speed limit in school zones.

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Pedophiles lobby for slower speed limits at school zones

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If you are a man, don't visit nuclear disaster zones.

Because chernobyl fallout.

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I think school zones should have faster speed limits.

You need to drive though it as fast as possible in case there's another school shooting.

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Whata the only good thing about a pedophile?

They drive slowly through school zones.

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Pop quiz: How many time zones does Russia have?

24. (They have an embassy in every time zone.)

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