The Best 30 Zones Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Zones Jokes and Puns

Say what you want about Jerry Sandusky

But at least he slows down in school zones.

You have to give it to pedophiles

They're the only ones who follow the speed limit in school zones

time zones are amazing, it's a different time all around the world! for example, in some parts of the U.S, it's still 1950

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Pedophiles aren't all bad...

The always drive the speed limit in school zones.

Say what you want about Sandusky.

But he always slowed down for school zones.


Yo momma is so fat she has to wear a watch on each wrist because she covers two time zones

Pedophiles aren't all that bad

at least they go slow in school zones!

Zones joke, Pedophiles aren't all that bad

What's the one good thing about a pedophile?

They drive slow through school zones.

Say what you will about pedophiles but...

They always support orphans, the always drive slow in school zones, they always donate to schools, they always help with homework.

Samoa is in 2 time zones

Some of those people are living in the past

Say what you will against pedophiles, but at least...

they drive slowly in school zones.

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Pedophiles may be bad people...

... but at least they drive slow through the school zones

Putin and Medvedeev talking

- We need to change these time zones, they are giving me a big headache, says Putin
-Why? asks Medvedeev
-I'm calling Beijing to give my congrats for their national holiday and they tell me it's tomorrow. I call Warsaw to express my condolences for the airplane crash in Smolensk and they tell me the plane didn't take off yet!

What do you call a girl who friend zones you?

M'lady

I'm not gonna make fun of my grandfather's driving skills anymore.

Apparently parking zones disease is a real thing.

Time zones are crazy

On new years eve some parts of the world are in 2017, some are in 2016, and a large portion of the U.S. is still stuck in 1940.

Zones joke, Time zones are crazy

How do we know Milo Yiannopoulos isn't a libertarian?

Libertarians don't drive slow in school zones.

Say what you want about paedophiles...

...at least they drive slowly through school zones.

Your mother is so fat...

she has to have 2 wrist watches because she is in two time zones


When travelling the world and you forget which way you adjust for time zones, just watch the news...

...and then you'll clearly see that America is living in the past.

Phone calls between time zones are the worst.

One night I was lonely and tried to call the international date line. No luck.

What is one good thing about child molesters?

They drive slowly in the school zones

You should not talk smack about paedophiles

Because they drive slow in school zones

Yo mama so fat

She need a watch on both hands because she is in two time zones .

Pop quiz: How many time zones does Russia have?

24. (They have an embassy in every time zone.)

I think school zones should have faster speed limits.

You need to drive though it as fast as possible in case there's another school shooting.

If you are a man, don't visit nuclear disaster zones.

Because chernobyl fallout.

Time zones are very confusing. Like it's may 2 in australia, may 1 in europe

and 1954 in america

Russian Prime Minister Medvedev comes to President Putin and nervously tells him to abolish time zones.

"Why"? Putin asks

" I fly to another city, call home and everyone is asleep, - I woke you up at 4AM in the morning, but I thought it was only evening, - I call Angela Merkel to congratulate her on her birthday and she tells me she had it yesterday, - I wish the Chinese President a happy New Year, and he says it will be tomorrow."

"Indeed" Putin replies "but that's only minor, remember when that Polish plane crashed with the president? I called them to express my condolences, but the plane hadn't taken off yet !!"

Why do sex offenders never get speeding tickets?

Because they always drive slower in school zones

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