The Best 8 Zoned Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Zoned jokes. There are some zoned wont jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these zoned area puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Zoned Jokes and Puns

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

How Many Friend Zoned Men Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

None, they just all stand around complaining that it won't screw!

Me and a friend go in a bar...

My friend who is homosexual was high, so he was looking zoned out.

The bartender asked why he looked confused. I said because he wasn't thinking straight.

With all this controversy about being friend zoned made me nervous,so one day I bent down and hugged my best friend and told her I love her,and she

licked my face and wagged her tail!

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None! They can't screw anything.


Autocorrect has friend zoned me.

It said that it loves me like a brothel.

There were so many posts about being friend zoned, so I went and told my best friend I love her, and she

licked my face and wagged her tail.😁

I got friend zoned today....

So I asked if she knew what incest was...

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the zoned incest jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working zoned asked piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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