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Zombie Jesus Jokes

5 zombie jesus jokes and hilarious zombie jesus puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about zombie jesus that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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What is a good zombie jesus joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

So God, a Jew and a zombie walk into a bar...

The bartender says, "Hey Jesus"

What do you call it when a zombie steals an idea

Plaguegiarism
Jesus Christ dafuq is wrong with me

What do you call a crucified zombie?

Jesus Christ.

Dear Diary, I've got the best April fool's day prank planned for my friends.

I'm going to fake my death and return as a zombie! The looks on their faces will be priceless lolololol.
-Jesus

I look up to Jesus as a prank legend.

When it comes to faking your own death and pretending to be a zombie, that guy nailed it.

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