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Zombie Food Jokes

23 zombie food jokes and hilarious zombie food puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about zombie food that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Zombie Food Short Jokes

Short zombie food jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The zombie food humour may include short zombie jokes also.

  1. What's a dyslexic zombie's favorite food? Brians.
    [This is probably a repost, but I thought of it myself so I'm posting it anyway]
  2. What's a zombie's favorite treat? You're probably thinking brain food, but it's actually eye candy.
  3. "I would like my pizza to be 1/3 Hawaiian, 1/3 meat-lovers, and 1/3 vegeterian," ...said the zombie.
  4. Whoever says that zombies are dumb are completely wrong. 'Cause they eat plenty of brain food.

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Zombie Food One Liners

Which zombie food one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with zombie food? I can suggest the ones about zombie halloween and zombie apocalypse.

  1. What kind of food do zombies hate? Fast food
  2. I'm starting a food delivery service for zombies Hello Flesh!
  3. Why did the zombie not eat your brain? Because he doesn't eat junk food.
  4. What's a vegan zombie's favourite food? GRrrrAaaiiiiiNnnnzzZz
  5. If you call humans food what would you classify zombies as? Expired
  6. What is something zombies hate? Fast food
  7. Whats a dyslexic zombie's favourite food? Brians
  8. Whats a zombies favourite food? Zombread.
  9. What's a zombie's favorite food? Manwich
  10. What's an idiot in the Apocalypse? Diet zombie food

Zombie Food Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about zombie food you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean zombie brain jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make zombie food pranks.