Zodiac Sign Jokes

Funniest Zodiac Sign Short Jokes

Short zodiac sign jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The zodiac sign humour may include short zodiac jokes also.

1. What is your zodiac sign? Doctor: What is your zodiac sign?
   Patient: Cancer.
   Doctor: What a coincidence...
2. I had a friend whose zodiac sign was cancer. The way he died was very ironic... He got was eaten by a giant crab.
3. The zodiac sign of a friend of mine was cancer, which was very ironic because of how he died. He was eaten by a large crab.
4. Every Zodiac sign has a haircut . . . Except Cancer (in honor of my dad who lost his hair to chemo!)
5. Historians have proved that people with every zodiac sign survived the sinking of the Titanic... Except Leo
6. My barber is big into astrology, and told me that every zodiac sign corresponds to a certain hairstyle, except for one Cancer.
7. The only two things that Zodiac signs get right: 1.Some people are twins
   2.Some people are cancer
8. -What's your zodiac sign? -Tyrannosaurus.
   -But that's not even a real sign.
   -None of the zodiac signs are real.
9. By asking 4 questions i can tell what your zodiac sign is 1. What's your favorite color?
   2. What's your mother's maiden name?
   3. What's your social security number?
   4. What's your birthday?
10. One of my friends dates men based on their Zodiac sign. I told her that she must be a Cancer.

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Zodiac Sign One Liners

Which zodiac sign one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with zodiac sign? I can suggest the ones about astrological sign and signs of the zodiac.

1. Did you know that every zodiac sign has different hair? Well, besides cancer.
2. I believe every Zodiac sign has its own signature hairstyle. Except Cancer.
3. I'm cancer free! Now I'm dating a girl with different zodiac sign.
4. What zodiac sign doesn't have hair Cancer
5. Today my dad beat cancer. By the way what is your mom's zodiac sign?
6. What do the zodiac signs use to pay for coffee? Starbucks
7. I don't believe in zodiac signs... But that's only because I am a Taurus.
8. "what zodiac sign are you?" "dinosaur"
   "but this doesn't exist".
   "neither do others"
9. Thanos zodiac sign Libra, since he likes "balanced" things
10. Have you heard about the new Web MD zodiac? All the signs say Cancer.
11. I'm sorry Madam, your child has cancer... ...as his zodiac sign.
12. How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz? Use zodiac signs
13. How can you ask a Mexican if their zodiac sign is leo? Julio
14. You are so sweet... ...is your zodiac sign caries?

Silly & Ridiculous Zodiac Sign Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

What funny jokes about zodiac sign you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean star sign jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make zodiac sign pranks.