The Best 4 Ziti Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Ziti jokes. There are some ziti cannelloni jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ziti bolognese puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Ziti Jokes and Puns

Why did the Italians lose the war?

They ordered Ziti instead of shells.

What kind of pasta should you NEVER put on your face?

Ziti!

(This might be a repost, but my mom just thought of it and I thought it was hilarious 😘)

I have some bad news about my uncle Ziti...

He pasta way..

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He sure was a pizza work.

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At least he's with the angel hairs right now.

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Please say a prayer for him on parm Sunday.

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... ... ... ... Spaghetti.

What do you call an Italian guy who smokes weed?

Baked Ziti

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the ziti alfredo jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working ziti lasagna piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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