Zippo Lighter Jokes
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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One's big and heavy, the other's a little lighter.
The three most important things to have in a survival situation.
Every survival kit needs to have three things.
1) A zippo: Trusty lighter to start fires to cook food and keep warm.
2) A good knife: Something to be able to help build a shelter and hunt.
3) A standard deck of playing cards: As soon as you realize you're stranded, deal out a game of solitaire on the ground. About half way through your game, someone will come up behind you and say "That can go there." Boom, you're saved.
Why do soldiers carry Zippos instead of matches?
Because they are lighter.
First time I held a Zippo I was surprised by how heavy it was
I figured it would be lighter
eBay is great for finding rare items, but there is a lot of bad search results that come with it
For example, I did a search for "Vintage Zippo Lighters" and I got 10,000 matches.
What's the difference between an Elephant and a 'Zippo'?
One weighs a ton and the others a little lighter.
I bought a zippo the other day
Every time I use it it's a little lighter.
Present for my dad
I've bought my dad a Zippo lighter for Christmas.
I want it to be a surprise when he comes back with the cigarettes he went out to buy ten years ago.
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