The Best 13 Zippo Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Zippo jokes. There are some zippo torch jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these zippo kindle puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Zippo Jokes and Puns

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One's big and heavy, the other's a little lighter.

What's the difference between a hippo, a zippo, and a stick of glue?

One is a heavy mammal and one is a little lighter.

Whats the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

Zippo joke, Whats the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

A hippos really heavy, and a Zippos a little lighter.

Whats the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

A Hippo weighs 700lbs but a Zippos a little lighter


The three most important things to have in a survival situation.

Every survival kit needs to have three things.
1) A zippo: Trusty lighter to start fires to cook food and keep warm.
2) A good knife: Something to be able to help build a shelter and hunt.
3) A standard deck of playing cards: As soon as you realize you're stranded, deal out a game of solitaire on the ground. About half way through your game, someone will come up behind you and say "That can go there." Boom, you're saved.

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One weighs 3.500 pounds, the other is a little lighter.

Zippo joke, What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

First time I held a Zippo I was surprised by how heavy it was

I figured it would be lighter

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

A hippo weighs a ton while a zippo is a little lighter.

eBay is great for finding rare items, but there is a lot of bad search results that come with it

For example, I did a search for "Vintage Zippo Lighters" and I got 10,000 matches.

I bought a zippo the other day

Every time I use it it's a little lighter.

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Present for my dad

I've bought my dad a Zippo lighter for Christmas.

I want it to be a surprise when he comes back with the cigarettes he went out to buy ten years ago.

Never buy a zippo from eBay

Every time I try to find one it just shows me 1374 matches!

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We suggest to use only working zippo snuff piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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