Zippo Jokes
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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One's big and heavy, the other's a little lighter.
The three most important things to have in a survival situation.
Every survival kit needs to have three things.
1) A zippo: Trusty lighter to start fires to cook food and keep warm.
2) A good knife: Something to be able to help build a shelter and hunt.
3) A standard deck of playing cards: As soon as you realize you're stranded, deal out a game of solitaire on the ground. About half way through your game, someone will come up behind you and say "That can go there." Boom, you're saved.
First time I held a Zippo I was surprised by how heavy it was
I figured it would be lighter
Bought my dad a Zippo for Christmas
It'll compliment the cigarettes he went out for 22 years ago.
Still wrapped from last year.
eBay is great for finding rare items, but there is a lot of bad search results that come with it
For example, I did a search for "Vintage Zippo Lighters" and I got 10,000 matches.
I bought a zippo the other day
Every time I use it it's a little lighter.
Present for my dad
I've bought my dad a Zippo lighter for Christmas.
I want it to be a surprise when he comes back with the cigarettes he went out to buy ten years ago.
Never buy a zippo from eBay
Every time I try to find one it just shows me 1374 matches!
American, Japanese and Indonesian in China
There's an American, Japanese and Indonesian on a crew boat in China. The American lights up a cigarette with his zippo, and then throws the zippp into the sea. The Indonesian says "why you throw away your zippo? " the American replies "in America we have many zippos, I can get another one no problem". The Indonesian thinks this man is crazy. Then the Japanese checks the time on his casio watch, and after he throws the watch into the sea. "Why you do that" says the Indonesian. "In my country" replies the Japanese "we have many casio watches. I can replace no problem". Again the Indonesian thinks these two are both crazy.. Just then a Chinese man walks past and the Indonesian throws the man overboard. "Geez why did you do that! " replies the American. "You are crazy" says the Japanese. "No problem" replies the Indonesian "in my country we have many Chinese! "
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