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6 zip line jokes and hilarious zip line puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about zip line that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Zip Line Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good zip line joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Was driving through downtown Pigeon Forge and dropped this one…

So Pigeon Forge, Tennessee (US), is a HUGE tourist trap. We're talking zip lines, roller coasters, Ripley's Believe it or Not museum, Ferris wheels, life sized King Kong, etc.
Anywhoo, I was driving the family through this insanity when my wife pointed out a building to the kids and said look at that one with all the giraffes on top! I wonder what that is! Without missing a beat I said, Welcome, to Giraffic Park! And hummed the theme song while navigating through a left hand turn. I was proud and laughed out loud at my own joke. My 7 year old loved it.

I worked as a zip line tour guide.

It had its ups and downs, but it was a great way to get my career off the ground.

I went on a zip line for the first time today...

What a letdown.

Elon Musk tries a zip line for the first time...

*Two days after the zip line
Interviewer: So how did you like the zip line experience?
Elon Musk: It was good, but w**...'s still better. You stay high longer.

What do you call a Mexican on a zip line?

A carabeaner

The Woman in a Coma

A woman has been on a coma for almost 3 years following a tragic accident. Her husband couldn't let go so he decided to just keep her on life support. One day, as the nurse on duty was giving her a bed bath, she noticed a slight response from the monitors hooked onto the woman everytime she wipes her privates. She immediately informed the attending physician who in turn called the husband. When the husband arrived the doctor told him that there may still be hope, and o**... s**... might revive his wife. The doctor led the husband to his wife's room and left him to do the job in private. After 20 minutes the alarms sounded and the doctor and the nurses quickly rushed into the woman's room. What they found was a flat line, her husband zipping up his pants saying:"I think she choked.."

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