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Zip File Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good zip file joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

My friend wouldn't stop talking about file compression

So I told him to *zip it*

I got sent a 50gb .zip file from my friend. I don't know what's it's for but

sigh *unzips*

Venting is like a zip file

Everything is small but once you extract it, it's a big problem.

I suggested to my tech-illiterate friend she upload her photos on Instagram, but she just sent them to me in one big zip file.

Sigh... *unzips*

A Drunk is Walking Down the Street

he walks up to a cop and says, "Man, somebody stole my car."
The cop asks, "well where was it?"
The drunk goes, "it was on the end of this key here."
The cop replies, "I dunno man. Why don't you go down to the station and file a report down there. You fill out all the proper forms and they'll help you."
The drunk says, "OK." And he starts to walk off.
The cop hollers at him, "Hey! Before you go downtown you might want to zip up your fly."
The Drunk looks down and says, "aww man, they got my girl too!"

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