The Best 9 Zing Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Zing jokes. There are some zing whiz jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these zing whoosh puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Zing Jokes and Puns

What's a prostitute's favorite position?


Zing! This has been a productive day at work.

What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?

Fur traders.... Zing!!

Where does zinger Batman live?

In Gottem.

I wonder how many kids with dyslexic parents are getting gifts from Satan tomorrow?


A good hair pun

Is a mane zing

Yo mama so stupid she heard about a school shooting and thought it was picture day


A zinger I used while crushing a mate at chess!

Me: do you have a foot fetish?
Him: why?
Me: because your about to taste da feet!

How do you get the death sentence in California?

You water your garden. Zing

When Drake gets cocky, he calls me so I can hit him with a one-liner insult to keep him humble...

I'm his Hotline Zing!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the zing mennonites jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working zing zinger piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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