The Best 10 Zinc Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Zinc jokes. There are some zinc argon jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these zinc molecule puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Zinc Jokes and Puns

What kind of metal was the Titanic made out of?


The science teacher is in trouble for slapping his student

The parents phones says "I'm sending two coppers right now to charge you with battery."

He says "You can't charge a battery with two coppers. You need a copper and a zinc."

A student asks his chemistry teacher

Student: Do we get zinc sulfate when zinc reacts with sulfate?

Teacher: I zinc SO

Zinc joke, A student asks his chemistry teacher

I asked my girlfriend if she thought chemistry jokes are funny...

...she said" I don't zinc so"

I think pennies are made of copper and zinc

But that's just my two cents

What will happen to a bar of brass if you drop it into a tank of water?

It'll zinc.

Where is the best place to clean metals?

In the zinc

Zinc joke, Where is the best place to clean metals?

Copper and zinc are very close.

I guess you could say that they are CuZn's.

How does Zinc wind up Copper ?

It invites Oxygen round, always guarantees a reaction.

I like my women the way I like my zinc precipitate

Dirty and white

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the zinc iron jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working zinc ferrous piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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