zika Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious zika puns

With the Zika virus and how much hooking up happens in the Olympic Village..

The Special Olympics are gonna be awesome in 12 to 14 years.

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[NSFW] What do the Zika Virus and Catholic Priests have in common?

They're both giving kids a little head all over Latin America.

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The first known case of the Zika virus in the United States has been found in Texas and was transmitted via sexual contact.

Officials believe the case will end how it began: With someone getting a little head.

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I started calling my wife "Zika"...

...so that I could just get a little head, baby.

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What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

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What does the Brazilian Pikachu say?

Zika zika.

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Guy: Hey girl, you got the Zika?

Girl: I dunno, why?

Guy: Cause I want a little head.

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The one good thing about having a kid with Zika virus...

even if he achieves major success in life, he'll never get a big head.

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Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency?

The SWAT team

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Awful chat-up line: "Did your mother have zika virus?"

Because I like a little head

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I tried write a joke about the Zika virus... [OC]

...but couldn't come up with anything off the top of my head.

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What do you call it when you get a blowjob from a woman with Zika?

A little head

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Did you see the video of the guy making out with the lady with the Zika Virus?

Yeah, apparently it went viral.

I know this is awful, but my coworkers laughed... so I got that going for me.

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I think I just caught the Zika virus...

I met a Brazilian girl and she gave me a little head.

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Scientists Find Zika Might Be Transmitted by Oral Sex

The study suggests a little head may result in a little head.

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What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat

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How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

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I'm Kinda hoping I get bit by a Zika mosquito.

I could use a little head.

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In The News: Inquiry Into Zika Virus Origin Points To Accident By Government Scientist

Turns out he was just looking for a little head.

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Which athletes will not get Zika at Rio 2016?

Those on Team Great Britain, because they'll leave.

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I was having dinner celebrating my wifes pregnancy and she asked "How many vegetables would you like dear?"

I said "One please"
She said " Perfect because I've contracted the Zika virus"

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The Zika virus is spreading across the Americas. In other news...

sales of Extra Small Baseball caps are on the rise.

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What is Brazil's favorite game right now?

Hide and go zika

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I think my wife's got the zika virus

It's already spread to her tits.

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I don't like people that worry about Zika

They're so small-minded.

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I guess anywhere they have that Zika virus...

...is a good place to go to get a little head.

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WHO declares Zika emergency over...

I don't know, who?

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I'm an A-Z expert on Olympics now thanks to Rio!

​From Athletics to zika!

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Protest against Zika virus eradication!

Because Black flies matter...

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I don't know who exactly will win Gold in Rio...

but I'm pretty sure ZIka is going to come forth.

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Fathers of Zika babies get what most fathers really wanted

A little head.

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My girlfriend is like the Zika virus

She gave me a little head the other day.

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Love is in the air...

.. Or is it zika?

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Two topics which should never be in the same sentence

"Zika"

"Can I get a little head"

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With what's happening in Brasil before the olympics, russians are all gonna be...

Zika Blyat

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What are the most funny Zika jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Zika? Well, here are the best Zika dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Zika pick up lines to share with friends.

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