Zika Jokes

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Funniest Zika Short Jokes

Short zika jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The zika humour may include short team jokes also.

1. With the Zika virus and how much hooking up happens in the Olympic Village.. The Special Olympics are gonna be awesome in 12 to 14 years.
2. What do the Zika Virus and Catholic Priests have in common? They're both giving kids a little head all over Latin America.
3. The one good thing about having a kid with Zika virus... even if he achieves major success in life, he'll never get a big head.
4. I tried write a joke about the Zika virus... [OC] ...but couldn't come up with anything off the top of my head.
5. Did you see the video of the guy making out with the lady with the Zika Virus? Yeah, apparently it went viral.
   I know this is awful, but my coworkers laughed... so I got that going for me.
6. I think I just caught the Zika virus... I met a Brazilian girl and she gave me a little head.
7. What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro? zika blyat
8. How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus? It was a no brainer.
9. Which athletes will not get Zika at Rio 2016? Those on Team Great Britain, because they'll leave.
10. In The News: Inquiry Into Zika Virus Origin Points To Accident By Government Scientist Turns out he was just looking for a little head.

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Zika One Liners

Which zika one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with zika? I can suggest the ones about zika virus and medal.

1. I started calling my wife "Zika"... ...so that I could just get a little head, baby.
2. What's the easiest way to get a little head? The Zika virus.
3. What does the Brazilian Pikachu say? Zika zika.
4. Guy: Hey girl, you got the Zika? Girl: I dunno, why?
   Guy: Cause I want a little head.
5. Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency? The SWAT team
6. Awful chat-up line: "Did your mother have zika virus?" Because I like a little head
7. I'm Kinda hoping I get bit by a Zika mosquito. I could use a little head.
8. What is Brazil's favorite game right now? Hide and go zika
9. WHO declares Zika emergency over... I don't know, who?
10. Fathers of Zika babies get what most fathers really wanted A little head.
11. My girlfriend is like the Zika virus She gave me a little head the other day.
12. I don't like people that worry about Zika They're so small-minded.
13. I'm an A-Z expert on Olympics now thanks to Rio! ​From Athletics to zika!
14. Protest against Zika virus eradication! Because Black flies matter...
15. Where do Zika babies come from? A guy trying to get a little head.

Zika Virus Jokes

Here is a list of funny zika virus jokes and even better zika virus puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I was having dinner celebrating my wifes pregnancy and she asked "How many vegetables would you like dear?" I said "One please"
  She said " Perfect because I've contracted the Zika virus"
• The Zika virus is spreading across the Americas. In other news... sales of Extra Small Baseball caps are on the rise.
• Did you hear about the guy who infected himself with the Zika virus? He wanted a little head.
• I guess anywhere they have that Zika virus... ...is a good place to go to get a little head.

Delightful Fun Zika Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about zika you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean virus jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make zika pranks.