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Zig Zag Jokes

4 zig zag jokes and hilarious zig zag puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about zig zag that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Zig Zag Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good zig zag joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A man walks into a barber shop

The man walks in an sits down.
Barber: So how do you want it cut?
Customer: Well, I'd like you to leave it patchy on the sides, give me some bald spots on the top, and cut a zig zag all the way up the back.
the Barber steps back in shock.
Barber: Sir… I can't do that.
Customer: Really? That's what you gave me last time, you son of a b**....

A little boy asked his mother

"Mommy... why is daddy running in zig-zags in the back yard?"
"Shut up and reload!" she said.

Two dyslexic skiers are on a mountain top...

The first says to his friend, "Are you ready to zag zig down this mountain?"
The second replies, "No it's zig zag!"
They get into an argument about whether it's zig zagging or zag zigging when a tobogganist comes along so they ask him.
"I don't know," He says, "I'm a tobogganist."
"In that case we'll have 20 Mayfair please," say the skiers.

Why do crocodiles only roll cigarettes with Rizla papers?

Because they can't do Zig-Zags.

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