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Why are German Navy soldiers not allowed to think?

Because if zey sink in ze wota, zey will draun.

The 10 Commandments

So an Archangel comes from heaven to give humanity these nifty new commandments from God.
First he goes to the French and says:
"I have new Commandments from God, would you like to hear them?"
"Ah, oui? What do zey say?"
"For example: Thou shalt not commit adultery"
"Oh, non, non, merci, non", and they send the Angel on his way.
The Angel then goes to the Germans:
"I have new Commandments from God."
"Ja? Vat do they say?"
"Well for example: Thou shalt not kill"
The Germans shake their heads, "I think's not, nein, danke!"
The Angel, perturbed, goes to the Jews and says:
"I have new Commandments from God..."
"How much?"
"Well...they're free"
"We'll take ten."

h**... is speaking to his advisers...

He was surrounded by all of the lead managers and advisers of his entire r**.... His main adviser told him how amazing and efficient Germany was.
"All of ze industries are over performing and creating enough resources for ze new world. Except perhaps ze mining industry, sir. Zey are performing so vell, ve have TOO much ore! Should ve cut ze number of ores ve mine?"
h**... thinks for a bit and agrees with "Yes, then ve shall mine less ore,"
Just then, another adviser barged into the room and yelled: "MINE FEWER!"


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