Zeros Jokes
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That's a lot of zeros
An aide comes into the Oval Office and says to Trump:
"Sir, three Brazilian solders were killed in Afghanistan last night."
Trump looks absolutely devastated, nobody's ever seen him like this.
He sinks back in his chair, saying oh my god over and over.
Then he composes himself and says:
Okay. Just remind me, how many are there in a brazillion?"
A man told his friend he had s**... with two Brazilian women
His friend: "Wow. How many zeros are in 2 Brazilian?"
I'm almost a millionaire!
I have all the zeros, just looking for the one.
I asked my Google assistant to tell me what was the name of the number with 100 zeros
I've already tried 5 times, and it keeps refreshing to the main page. Geez, thanks a lot.
I'm unemployed, but now I can finally say I'm making six figures...
although all of those figures are zeros.
What has the probability of one in five million?
Blonde: But there's no 1 in 5000000. Only a five and six zeros.
What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?
Binary stars.
Why should you never buy food at a place that sells ones and zeros?
Because they're a little bit grocer.
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