Zeppelin Jokes

Funniest Zeppelin Short Jokes

Short zeppelin jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The zeppelin humour may include short zebra jokes also.

1. Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin agreed to take care of each other's garden. This means Roger Waters Robert's Plants.
2. What do Led Zeppelin and New Orleans have in common "When the Levi breaks, we have no place to stay"
3. Did you hear that they upgraded the lighting system on the Goodyear blimp? Now they call it the LED zeppelin.
4. What do catholic priests and Led Zeppelin's Stairway to Heaven have in common? They both play in A Minor.
5. I heard the Greta Van Fleet had to cancel the rest of their US tour. The lead singer pulled his hernia. From lifting too many Led Zeppelin songs.
6. Did you people know Led Zeppelin reunited to write a book? However, it will only have one page.
7. Led Zeppelin predicted the Brexit! Baby I'm gonna Leave EU
   Leave EU when the summer comes
   Leave EU when the summer comes a-rolling.
8. My son asked me today, "Dad, what music did you like growing up?"
   "Led Zeppelin," I replied.
   "Who?" he said.
   "Yeah, I liked them too."
9. Most people don't realize that LED ZEPPELIN was originally called... ...CRT ZEPPELIN, but changed their name to stay with advances in technology.
10. It's too bad Led Zeppelin never got to perform and record with a symphony orchestra. They could've named it the Hindenburg Concertos.

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Zeppelin One Liners

Which zeppelin one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with zeppelin? I can suggest the ones about blimp and zipper.

1. I tried rocking my newborn daughter to sleep. Apparently she isn't a big Zeppelin fan.
2. What is Popeye's favorite Led Zeppelin song? Olive My Love
3. Today marks the 80th anniversary of the Hindenburg disaster. Next up: Led Zeppelin.
4. What's the brightest airship ever made? LED Zeppelin
5. What do you call an irish zeppelin? A dublimp
6. What do you call an Invisible Zeppelin? A Hiddenburg.
7. Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball? They had No Quarter
8. What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark? A LED Zeppelin
9. What does every Led Zeppelin fan want for Christmas? Presence
10. What's an alchemist's favorite classic rock band? Gold Zeppelin
11. Why does Led Zeppelin have the most buxom groupies? Because they have the biggest hits.
12. What do they call the all-nun Led Zeppelin cover band? Spouses of the Holy
13. Why did Led Zeppelin call their second album II? They didn't want to ramble on
14. How do find a 13 year old led Zeppelin fan on YouTube? Don't worry, they'll tell you.
15. I'm like a Zeppelin Always fail, unreliable and given up on after 18 years.

Led Zeppelin Jokes

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• What is your favorite Led Zeppelin song to listen to and where? Kashmir, outside
  How bow dah

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