The Best 5 Zeno Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Zeno jokes. There are some zeno parlour jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these zeno socratic puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Zeno Jokes and Puns

Once again, I'm checking out this book "Greek Philosophers: From Aristotle to Zeno"

I've never finished it for some reason.

Hello? Zeno taxi service?

I called for a cab forever ago...

What do you mean he's half way there?

How many Zenos does it take to change a light bulb.

Infinite. One to screw it in half way. One to screw it in half of what's left. Another to screw it in half of what's left...

Why did nobody ever ask Zeno Of Elea for directions?

He always said, "You can't get there from here."

Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Answer: Because he kept giving half of what he owes.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the zeno secant jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working zeno aristotle piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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