Zen Buddhist Jokes
15 zen buddhist jokes and hilarious zen buddhist puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about zen buddhist that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Zen Buddhist Short Jokes
Short zen buddhist jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The zen buddhist humour may include short buddhist monk jokes also.
- Perfect on the spot SFW joke What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?
Make me one with everything. - A novice asked his zen master if it's ok for Buddhists to use email. The master answered: "Yes. But no attachments."
- I asked a Buddhist how they managed to deal with past hurts. They replied "That was zen and this is now"
- A Zen Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, Give me a hot dog and put everything on it.
(My son told me this and honestly, I don't see the humor in it.)
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Zen Buddhist One Liners
Which zen buddhist one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with zen buddhist? I can suggest the ones about dalai lama and old monk.
- What do you call a Buddhist monk who meditates in the snow? Fro-zen.
- What did the Zen Buddhist say to his dog ? Nama ! Stay .
- How do Buddhist monks compare interests? With zen diagrams!
- How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb? There is no light bulb.
Charming Humor Zen Buddhist Jokes with Loads of Fun
What funny jokes about zen buddhist you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean meditation jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make zen buddhist pranks.
Double punchline Buddhist joke.
A Buddhist monk is walking through New York and sees a hot dog cart, he walks up and the vendor asks him what he wants. The monk replies:
Make me one with everything.
The vendor obliges and after handing over the hot dog tells him his total is $3.50. The monk gets out $5 and hands it over, the vendor pockets the money and motions for the next customer; the Buddhist asks why he hasn't gotten any change.
Change must come from within. Replies the vendor.
Somebody may have posted these punchlines before but I doubt ever together, besides; that was zen, this is tao.
A Zen Buddhist and a Christian got in a fight over a neighborhood nativity scene last winter. The Buddhist trashed the 3 Wisemen display right before he went to temple.
They charged him with premeditated myrrhder.
... a Buddhist Monk goes into a Zen pizza parlor & says, "Make me one with everything."
The Zen Monk goes, "very funny... that'll be $16."
The Buddhist gives him a $20 bill.
The Zen monk puts it in the till and walks off.
The Buddhist monk says, "Hey where's my change?"
The Zen monk calls back, "Change comes from within."