The Best 11 Zen Buddhist Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Zen Buddhist jokes. There are some zen buddhist jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these zen buddhist puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Zen Buddhist Jokes and Puns

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What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

What do you call a Buddhist monk who meditates in the snow?


Double punchline Buddhist joke.

A Buddhist monk is walking through New York and sees a hot dog cart, he walks up and the vendor asks him what he wants. The monk replies:

Make me one with everything.

The vendor obliges and after handing over the hot dog tells him his total is $3.50. The monk gets out $5 and hands it over, the vendor pockets the money and motions for the next customer; the Buddhist asks why he hasn't gotten any change.

Change must come from within. Replies the vendor.

Somebody may have posted these punchlines before but I doubt ever together, besides; that was zen, this is tao.

What did the Zen Buddhist say to his dog ?

Nama ! Stay .

A Zen Buddhist and a Christian got in a fight over a neighborhood nativity scene last winter. The Buddhist trashed the 3 Wisemen display right before he went to temple.

They charged him with premeditated myrrhder.

A novice asked his zen master if it's ok for Buddhists to use email.

The master answered: "Yes. But no attachments."

I asked a Buddhist how they managed to deal with past hurts.

They replied "That was zen and this is now"

A Zen Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says,

Give me a hot dog and put everything on it.

(My son told me this and honestly, I don't see the humor in it.)

... a Buddhist Monk goes into a Zen pizza parlor & says, "Make me one with everything."

The Zen Monk goes, "very funny... that'll be $16."
The Buddhist gives him a $20 bill.
The Zen monk puts it in the till and walks off.
The Buddhist monk says, "Hey where's my change?"
The Zen monk calls back, "Change comes from within."

How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

There is no light bulb.

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the zen buddhist jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working zen buddhist piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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