Zelda Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

Stop calling it the Zelda Franchise - It's called the Zelda Chain.

Because there's so many Links

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild was originally intended to be for Wii U

But mid-way through development they made the switch.

I found a Zelda fanfic where Ganondorf took over Hyrule, but for some reason I couldn't click on it

I guess the Link was dead

Metroid and Zelda walk into a bar

The bartender says that's not their name

I knew a website with a lot of zelda stuff

But I forgot the link.

Princess Zelda won't have sex with me at will anymore.

I guess I'll Triforce next time.

I bet dating Zelda would be fun.

A princess in the streets, but Sheik in the sheets.

I want to make a Zelda pun...

But I don't want to tri and force it

Why is Legend of Zelda better than Star Wars?

It has triple the force.

How does Link from Legend of Zelda always die?

Heart complications.

What did Zelda say to Link when he couldn't open a door?


Those Zelda games...

...really Link together

Recently I was playing Zelda on the SNES

It really was a link to the past.

What did Zelda tell Link when he wasn't able to open the door?


The Legend of Zelda Joke

Do you know why Ganon can't use the internet?

There's too many Links.

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't open the door?


I was trying to think of a Legend of Zelda pun...

But I don't want to tri and force it

Life is like a Zelda Game. It doesn't have a tutorial...

...But it has a bunch of annoying guide characters.

What kind of Sausage does Zelda like?


I heard a rumor that the next Legend of Zelda game is to be set in a Hyrule version of Spain. No one believes me

They don't expect a Spanish Link decision

I wanted to show you a new link

but i can't afford the latest Zelda

I was gonna play Zelda via online emulator, but didn't wanna close the site I was on...

...so I clicked "open Link in New Tab".

Dont call it the Zelda franchise

Call it the Zelda chain because it has so many Links

What should Link do if Zelda says no?


My wife was leaving me because I made too many Legend of Zelda references

My wife was leaving me because I made too many Legend of Zelda references. She packed up her suitcase, and she walked out. As soon as she walked out of the door, I noticed that she had left her suitcase here. We live in a bad neighborhood, so she packed some pepper spray in it just in case. I quickly picked it up, ran out the door, and saw her. I handed it to her and said:

It's dangerous to go alone. Here, take this.

I wish there was a "Where's Waldo" for "The Legend of Zelda"

It should be titled "The Missing Link"

What was Zelda looking for in the evolution?

The missing Link

My girlfriend wanted to dress up as Zelda before sex

I wasn't into it, but that's ok - I don't Link Shame

Why is everyone impatiently awaiting the new Zelda game?

It's Hylian-ticipated

[OC] What is the Barden Bellas favorite Legend of Zelda game?

A ca-rina of time

What do you call a legend of Zelda fan theory?

Head Ganon

Nintendo Labo plans to appeal to less frequently targeted groups, including Jewish communities and Zelda fans.

It might be hard for your audience to link them together.

Coming up with Zelda jokes can be difucult, but you shouldn't try to force it.

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