The Best 41 Zelda Jokes

Following is our collection of Zelda jokes which are very funny. There are some zelda wii jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these zelda skyward puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Zelda Jokes and Puns

I want to make a Zelda pun...

But I don't want to tri and force it

The Legend of Zelda Joke

Do you know why Ganon can't use the internet?

There's too many Links.

Princess Zelda won't have sex with me at will anymore.

I guess I'll Triforce next time.

It might be hard for your audience to link them together.

Coming up with Zelda jokes can be difucult, but you shouldn't try to force it.

I knew a website with a lot of zelda stuff

But I forgot the link.

I was trying to think of a Legend of Zelda pun...

But I don't want to tri and force it

I wanted to show you a new link

but i can't afford the latest Zelda

Zelda is a web browser

Because Link appears in it.

Why is everyone impatiently awaiting the new Zelda game?

It's Hylian-ticipated

What do you call a legend of Zelda fan theory?

Head Ganon

I found a Zelda fanfic where Ganondorf took over Hyrule, but for some reason I couldn't click on it

I guess the Link was dead

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[OC] What is the Barden Bellas favorite Legend of Zelda game?

A ca-rina of time

I was gonna play Zelda via online emulator, but didn't wanna close the site I was on... I clicked "open Link in New Tab".

How does Link from Legend of Zelda always die?

Heart complications.

My girlfriend wanted to dress up as Zelda before sex

I wasn't into it, but that's ok - I don't Link Shame

I bet dating Zelda would be fun.

A princess in the streets, but Sheik in the sheets.

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild was originally intended to be for Wii U

But mid-way through development they made the switch.

Stop calling it the Zelda Franchise - It's called the Zelda Chain.

Because there's so many Links

Dont call it the Zelda franchise

Call it the Zelda chain because it has so many Links

What did Zelda say to Link when he couldn't open a door?


What should Link do if Zelda says no?


What kind of Sausage does Zelda like?


Those Zelda games...

...really Link together

I wish there was a "Where's Waldo" for "The Legend of Zelda"

It should be titled "The Missing Link"

What was Zelda looking for in the evolution?

The missing Link

What did the old man in the cave say to Link before he went on his adventure in Zelda?

Why is Legend of Zelda better than Star Wars?

It has triple the force.

Nintendo Labo plans to appeal to less frequently targeted groups, including Jewish communities and Zelda fans.

What did Zelda tell Link when he wasn't able to open the door?


Life is like a Zelda Game. It doesn't have a tutorial...

...But it has a bunch of annoying guide characters.

Since Link doesnt speak, he was having a hard time telling Zelda he liked her. Ganon had an idea and told Link...


Metroid and Zelda walk into a bar

The bartender says that's not their name

What did Zelda have for breakfast?

Hot links

Did you hear about the Legend of Zelda gardening sim?

You play as Link, the hero of Thyme.

Princess Zelda and the storyline have nothing in common

Is there a link between them?

Admit it, guys

Miyamoto only named the series after Zelda to flex on Tolkien's ghost.

What did Zelda say to Link when he had trouble opening the jar?


My wife was leaving me because I made too many Legend of Zelda references

My wife was leaving me because I made too many Legend of Zelda references. She packed up her suitcase, and she walked out. As soon as she walked out of the door, I noticed that she had left her suitcase here. We live in a bad neighborhood, so she packed some pepper spray in it just in case. I quickly picked it up, ran out the door, and saw her. I handed it to her and said:

It's dangerous to go alone. Here, take this.

I heard a rumor that the next Legend of Zelda game is to be set in a Hyrule version of Spain. No one believes me

They don't expect a Spanish Link decision

Recently I was playing Zelda on the SNES

It really was a link to the past.

You know what happens when you post a Legend of Zelda song on YouTube...

A copyright strike is imminintendo.

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