Zee Jokes
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What do you call a blind chimpanzee?
A chimpan, because it can't zee!
Kosher Deli
A man walks into a Kosher Deli in New York City and steps up to the counter.
"I would like zee bagel und lox please." He says in a heavy German accent.
The man pays, sits down with his food, and is clearly enjoying it. When he's done he walks up to the counter again and says, "Zat vas amazing. I can't get food like zat back home."
The guy behind the counter looks at him disapprovingly and says, "Now whose fault is that?"
Hans, how was your first day at the Coast Guard Station?
Not so good... Very boring it was. Very quiet, most of zee day, but zen... a british guy said he was sinking.
He was sinking?
Yes, so I asked him about what he was sinking, and he never replied. How rude!
Ran Into h**...
I ran into h**.... I was surprised to see him and asked him what he was up to. He said, This time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and two clowns!
I replied, Two Clowns? Why are you going to kill two clowns?
He replied, See? Nobody cares about zee Jews.
Where would you find Zee Zaw's and Zwing's?
At the transgender playground of course.
If they make zee bad time puns
Seiko on my watchlist.
What was the blind mans excuse after accidentally going to a white supremecy rally?
Sorry i did not zee.
Zee and Chee walk in to a bar
It was very cheesy
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