Zebra Crossing Jokes

17 zebra crossing jokes and hilarious zebra crossing puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about zebra crossing that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Zebra Crossing Short Jokes

Short zebra crossing jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The zebra crossing humour may include short zebra jokes also.

  1. Two donkeys are standing at a roadside Two donkeys are standing at a roadside, one asks the other: "So, shall we cross? "
    The other shakes his head: "No way, look at what happened to the zebra."
  2. Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road? Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing
    Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this
  3. My local council just installed a zebra crossing near the primary school What a waste of money, I've never even seen a zebra in this town
  4. Today I saw a car stop at a zebra crossing in India to let one person cross... but then I realised it had just run out of fuel.
  5. A cross between a zebra and a horse is called a zorse... Hold on...
    (Always stop at a zebra crossing)
  6. What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?
    Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.

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Zebra Crossing One Liners

Which zebra crossing one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with zebra crossing? I can suggest the ones about crossing animals and crossing the street.

  1. A lert joke Stay alert? It's a deadly virus not a zebra crossing.
  2. What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?
    Tarzan stripes forever.
  3. What does a black man do on the zebra crossing? Appear and disappear.
  4. Why did the zebra cross the road? Honestly, if I knew the answer I wouldn't ask!!!
  5. Why do lions s**... at driving? They get stuck at every zebra crossing.

Zebra Crossing Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about zebra crossing you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pedestrian crossing jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make zebra crossing pranks.

A rookie cop is at an intersection.

While he's at the red light, he sees a street sign that reads: WATCH FOR PEDESTRIANS
A few seconds later he notices a lady walking across the street along the zebra crossing. He honks his horn to stop her, rolls down his window and asks: Ma'am, are you a pedestrian?
The woman, confused at the purpose of the cop's question, replies yes, officer.
The cop proceeds to take out his pen and notepad and promptly asks So, which part of Pedestria are you from?