The Best 9 Zealanders Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Zealanders jokes. There are some zealanders wellington jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these zealanders kiwi puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Zealanders Jokes and Puns

What is a New Zealanders favourite love song?

I cant help falling in love with ewe..

Where do New Zealanders bury lobsided people?


Why do New Zealanders always do well at rowing?

Because it combines the two things they are best at,
sitting down,
and going backward....

How do New Zealanders practice safe sex? (NSFW)

They paint a red X on the back of the sheep that kick.

Why is it so hard for New Zealanders to fall asleep?

They're too turned on from counting sheep.

Whats a New Zealanders favorite drink?


Why do the New Zealanders prefer drinking in the living room?

Because it's home, brew.

Shouldn't the Archbishop of Canterbury adopt a Twitter handle @pomtifex ??

The Australians, New Zealanders & South Africans (and thereby the rest of the cricketing world call the English - poms)

What do dyslexic people call native New Zealanders?



Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the zealanders zealand jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working zealanders lam piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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