Zeal Jokes
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Short zeal jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The zeal humour may include short keen jokes also.
- What do you call a religious door-to-door salesman? A zeal-ot.
(bonus points if this made you think of the Halo games) - What did the Kyptonian cheerleading coach say to the unenthusiastic yes-man? Zeal before nod!
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What funny jokes about zeal you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ambition jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make zeal pranks.
How does a New Zealander find a sheep in long grass?
Rather enjoyable
A new Zealand joke
Why do New zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?
They saw what happened to the sheep
New Zealand scientists have discovered two new uses for sheep...
Meat and wool.
(Exchange for Welshmen if need be)
New Zealand scientists have discovered two new uses for sheep
Meat and wool.
A New Zealand man wants to have lots of kids.
"Would you have a baby with me?" he asks his wife.
"Of course!"
"Would you have two with me?" he asks.
After a pause, she says "Yeah that sounds like a good number."
"How about four? Would you have four with me?"
She thinks harder this time. "I suppose four wouldn't be so bad."
Encouraged, he asks "Would you have six with me?"
"Well how the h**... else are we going to get all these kids?"
Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?
Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers
How does a New Zealander find a sheep in long grass?
Irresistible.
What is a New Zealanders favourite love song?
I cant help falling in love with ewe..
Where do New Zealanders bury lobsided people?
Asymmetry
Why do New Zealanders always do well at rowing?
Because it combines the two things they are best at,
sitting down,
and going backward....
Do you know why New Zealand has banned blind people from bungee jumping?
It kept scaring the life out of the seeing eye dogs.
A New Zealander and an Australian are walking down a track
The two mates come across a sheep with its head stuck in the fence.
Naturally, the kiwi bloke jumps over the fence, bends over, pulls down his pants and goes to town doing the s**... on the poor sheep.
Upon finishing he looks over at his aussie mate, and goes your turn bro , to which naturally the aussie bloke jumps the fence, bends over, removes his pants, and sticks his head in the fence.
4 Zealots, 6 Marines, and 8 Zerglings walk into a bar...
The bartender says "What's the rush?"
Why did the New Zealand dairy Make the Greek dairy go out of business.
Their cows were feta.
The New Zealand Military
Why would New Zealand starting a war against Australia be historical?
It would be the first time New Zealand declared anything against Australia.
How does a New Zealander greet Jews?
He-brew.
What did the New Zealander say to the Jew?
Hebrew.
Why do New Zealand horses run so fast?
They saw what they did to the sheep.