The Best 2 Zandt Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Zandt jokes. There are some zandt winkle jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these zandt burger puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Zandt Jokes and Puns

Can someone help me understand this joke....

Today while listening to Townes Van Zandt, he tells a joke on a live album: What's white and crawls up your leg? Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice. Am I too young to understand this? Is there a historical element to this missing?? Is it just obsurd? Thanks in advance and hope this is the right place to ask this question.

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A police officer stops a drunk man on the street.

Officer: How are you doing this evening, sir?

Drunk: Officer, I think somebody stole my car.

Officer: Where did you last see it?

Drunk: Right at the end of this key.

Officer: Alright, buddy, why don't you just call a cab. And zip up your fly while you're at it.

Drunk: Ah, man, they got my girl too!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the zandt thumbnail jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working zandt estas piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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