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Zack late to his work
Zach's boss was super p**... as Zack was an hour late to the work because of the daylight savings time.
After the boss left, Zack kick a lamp to vent out his frustration.
Suddenly a genie appeared and said - you have made me free. I will grant you a wish.
Zack - Can you bring peace between Israel and Palestine?
Genie - That's not possible. Sorry you got to ask another wish.
Zack - Can you please explain me the benefit of daylight savings time?
Genie - Ahhh... Ok, I will call Netanyahu
You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name...
...and you've never been to that bar before.
*Courtesy of Zack Galifianakis*
Bill: "Did you hear about Zack having a brain transplant?"
John: "Yes, but didn't he change his mind in the end?"
One night my family was having dinner
We were having something Mexican but we had a box of white cheddar cheese itz, we always have some sort of chips or crackers.
My brother had a plate of just rice and he was putting the cheese itz on the rice. I was super confused until he said
Hey Zack, have you heard in our lord and savior, Cheese itz rice?
What do Zack Snyder and The Jonestown Massacre have in common?
s**... Punch.
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