The Best 11 Zack Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Zack jokes. There are some zack adam jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these zack hannah puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Zack Jokes and Puns

Zack late to his work

Zach's boss was super pissed as Zack was an hour late to the work because of the daylight savings time.

After the boss left, Zack kick a lamp to vent out his frustration.

Suddenly a genie appeared and said - you have made me free. I will grant you a wish.

Zack - Can you bring peace between Israel and Palestine?

Genie - That's not possible. Sorry you got to ask another wish.

Zack - Can you please explain me the benefit of daylight savings time?

Genie - Ahhh... Ok, I will call Netanyahu

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name...

...and you've never been to that bar before.

*Courtesy of Zack Galifianakis*

Bill: "Did you hear about Zack having a brain transplant?"

John: "Yes, but didn't he change his mind in the end?"

One night my family was having dinner

We were having something Mexican but we had a box of white cheddar cheese itz, we always have some sort of chips or crackers.

My brother had a plate of just rice and he was putting the cheese itz on the rice. I was super confused until he said

Hey Zack, have you heard in our lord and savior, Cheese itz rice?

What do Zack Snyder and The Jonestown Massacre have in common?

Sucker Punch.


Zack Snyder makes Watchmen and nobody cares

HBO makes Watchmen and six months later everybody's wearing a mask

What did Zack say after discovering his coward genes?

Zackrebleu!

I once saw an angry perplexed pirate...

...with a helm on his crotch. Asked him why he had that. He replied, "ARRRR, it be driving me nuts."

Credit to SMBC's Zack Weinersmith for the joke :)

Zack Snyder's Justice League

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What are you guys still waiting for? The joke was in the title!

What is Zack Morris's favorite type of word?

A Preppysition

Ben Affleck being Batman won't ruin Batman v. Superman.

(It'll be Zack Synder's fault.)

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