Zachary Jokes

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Ed Zachary Disease

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time.

She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see Dr. Chang, the well-known Chinese sex therapist, so she went to see him.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all you crose." The woman did as she was told. "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room." Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me." So she did.

Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and said, "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates."

Worried, the woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?"

Dr. Chang looked the woman in the eye and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass."

Ed Zachary

A lady was having a hard time getting a date. After months of trying everything she could think of, she went to the doctors to see if there was anything she could do to improve her love life.

The receptionist explained that her usual doctor was on vacation, and she was going to be seen by Dr. Chang.

She waited in the exam room for a while and finally Dr. Chang entered.
After explaining her issues Dr. Chang said "Ok, now you take off your croves."
The lady thought this was odd, but took off her clothes and stood in front of the doctor.
"Now, you get on your hands and knees and crawl to other side of room." he instructed.
The lady, still thinking it odd, was desperate so she did as instructed.
"Now crawl back to me from other side of room." Dr. Chang ordered.
Wanting desperately for any results, the lady crawled back to Dr. Chang on her hands and knees.

After much thought Dr. Chang was ready to give his diagnosis.

"I am a verry sorry." said Dr. Chang, "but you have Ed Zachary disease, and you can never get date."
"Oh, no what is that?!" said the worried lady.
The Dr. replied "Ed Zachary disease...your face look Ed Zachary like your ass."

Ed Zachary

A man goes to see an asian sex therapist because he can't figure out why he can't get a girlfriend and have sex. The therapist says, "Take off yoo crose and craw on rug reery fass!" The man does what he's told and he crawls naked on the floor. The therapist says, "Stop! I have diagnosis. Yoo have Ed Zachary disease." The man asks, "What is that?" The therapist replies, "It when yoo face rook Ed Zachary rike yoo arse!"

Ed Zachary Disease

My dad laid this one on me yesterday.

Chinese Doctor: It looks like you have Ed Zachary Disease.

Patient: What does that mean doctor?

Chinese Doctor: It means your face looks Ed Zachary like your ass, haha

Ed Zachary Syndrome

A woman was distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in
quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so
she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex
therapist, Dr. Chang.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your
crose." The woman did as she was told.

"Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room." Again, the
woman did as she was instructed.

Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me..." As she
did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly.

"Your probrem velly bad. You haf Ed Zachary Syndrome. Worse case I ever see.
Dat why you not haf sex or dates."

The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary
Syndrome?"

Dr. Chang sighed deeply and eplied: "Ed Zachary Syndrome is when your face
look Ed Zachary like your ass."

Similar to Lou Gehrig's disease

So a woman walks into an Asian doctor's office and says and can't get a date, the doctor says "take all of your clothes off, crawl to the mirror at the back of the room, then back"

She's pissed but and does it anyways, the doctor says "ohhhh, uh huh..." once she hit the mirror and turned back

She asks "what's wrong?"

The doctor says "it appears you have Ed Zachary disease"

She says, concerned, "is that like Lou Gehrig's disease?"

The doctor says "no, that is where your face looks Ed Zachary like your ass"

My doctor told me I have Ed Zachary's disease

Oh no, doc! What's that mean?

It's a rare condition when your ass looks are Zachary like your face

I have to find this Zachary Blue

And ask why the French are always so excited to see him

Zachary Disease

A singleΒ woman was very distraught over not having ever had sex. She was becoming worried that she might never find a suitable man.

Hoping to find a solution to her problem, she decided that it was time to see a doctor. Looking through the phone book, she came upon a therapist named Dr. Chang.

When the woman arrived at his office she told Dr. Chang her problem, and he said "Take off all your croes and then you crawl real fass away from me across the froor".

She crawled to the other side of the room, turned and Dr. Chang said, "Now you crawl real fass back to me."

Dr. Chang shook his head and said, "You haf real bad case of Zachary Disease....worse case I haf ever see!
That why you haf sex probrem".


The poor confused woman asked Dr. Chang exactly what Zachary Disease was and he replied, "Zachary Disease.....that's when your face rook ZACHARY rike your ass!"

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