yung Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious yung puns

My Korean friend died yesterday

So Yung...

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Unfortunately I lost my Korean friend the other day.

So Yung.

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My Chinese friend died the other day...

So Yung.

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My Korean friend passed away...

So Yung...

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My Korean friend died last week...

So Yung

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My Chinese buddy died last week...

So Yung.

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What do you call a Chinese underage hooker?

Sum Yung Ho

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My Korean friend died today.

He was So Yung.

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So I married way too young...

Oops, she spells it Wei Tu Yung

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Met a 16 year old Asian girl last night.

Her name was Tu Yung

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My Chinese friend died today...

So Yung

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What do you call a chinese pedophile?

Pok Um Yung

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My Korean friend died recently

So Yung

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My Korean friend died last night

So Yung

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What is the name of one of the Chinese gymnasts competing at the Rio Olympics?

Wai Tu Yung

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what do you call a young Chinese prostitute ?

SUM YUNG HO

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What is Kevin Spaceys favorite chinese menu item?

Sum yung gai

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What do you call a Chinese mumble rapper?

Yung Savage

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I want to wish you a Happy Birthday in Chinese.

yung no mo !

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What's Jared Fogles favourite Vietnamese cocktail?

Sum yung gai

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My Chinese buddy died last night.

So Yung.

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My Chinese friend died last night

So Yung

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My Asian friend died the other day…

He was So Yung

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A Chinese Man and a Black Man are at a Lake

The Chinese man says to the Black Man, "I will skip this rock on the lake, and it will say the name of one of my ancestors. Sure enough he skips the rock, and the words "Chang Lung Lee" can be heard.

"Ah yes," says the Chinese man, "that was the name of my Great-Uncle, who was a pioneer in the field of rice harvesting." He skips another rock, and the words "Yung Jung Chung" are heard.

"Yes, yes" he says, "that is the name of my grandfather, who was a soldier in the Chinese army for quite some time."

The Black man says, "I think you's full of shit, but I will give it a try anyway." He skips his rock, but no sound can be heard.

"It works!" says the Black man. "That was the name of my Father!"

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What do you call a CIA agent that nobody cares about?

Li Yung

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I think i banged a chinese celebrity

My friends told me her name was Sum Yung Ho

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What did the Chinese food say to the patron?

"Please, don't eat me! I'm Egg Foo Yung to die!"

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my korean friend died

So yung

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What do you call a Japanese paedophile?

Fuk em yung

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I banged a Chinese chick last night.

She was screaming "I'm Wei Tu Yung" all the time. Like I want to know her name or something.

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What does a Chinese gay man have for dinner?

Goo of Sum Yung Gai

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Have you heard about the three Chinese virgins?

Tu Yung Tu,
Tu Dum Tu,
and No Yen Tu.

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What is the jewish rapper's stage name?

Yung Kippor

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What did the rapper from Vermont call himself?

Yung Cheddar

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What are the most funny Yung jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Yung? Well, here are the best Yung dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Yung pick up lines to share with friends.

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