Yummy Jokes

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What do you call a pastry that is yummy, tasty, and delicious?

A synonym roll.

My 2 year old just told me his first joke

My 2 year old is eating an apple and asked me: what does the apple say?
Me: I don't know
2 year old: yummy!
I don't know if this is the right place for it but the pride on his face for making me laugh was the best part of my day!

A boy sees that his pet turtle isn't moving...

"Mommy, my turtle is dead," wailed the little boy to his mother, holding the turtle out to her in his hand.
His mom said, "That's all right. We'll wrap him in a tissue paper, put him in a little box, then have a lovely burial ceremony in the back yard. After that, we'll go out for a yummy big ice cream, and then get you a great new pet, like a puppy!" Just then, she noticed the turtle move. "Look! Your turtle isn't dead after all!"
"Oh," said the little boy, "can we kill it?"


A penguin goes to get his car fixed at the mechanics on a hot day. Mechanic tells penguin it will be a while, so the penguin goes to the shop across the road and get some yummy vanilla icecream. The penguin returns to the mechanic and the mechanic says "looks like you've blown a seal.". the penguin replies "no it's only icecream."


So a husband and wife wake up one morning and the husband is the first to go to the bathroom. The wife patiently waits her turn until she hears her hair dryer is on. Confused and curious she opens the bathroom door to find her husband blow drying his junk. Naturally, she asks him what he is doing to which he responds, "Heating up your breakfast."

Favourite song of c**... smugglers?

Yummy, Yummy, Yummy i got coke in my tummy

Little Johnny and classmates are asked to bring an edible item to the classroom...

"So, Mary, what did you bring today?", the teacher asks.
"An apple. We love apples at home."
"Great, what about you, Annie?"
"I brought a PB & Jelly sandwich. It's so yummy!"
"Everybody loves those... and you, what did you bring today?"
Little Johnny opens his backpack and grabs a light bulb.
"Johnny, why did you bring a light bulb? That's not an edible item..." says the teacher.
"Well, not in your home. But yesterday night I heard my dad tell my mom 'turn the light off. Now you're going to s**... it.'"

There was this drink that japanese can't stop drinking.

Its called "Yummy tea"

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