Yugo Jokes
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A guy walks into an auto parts store and says to the clerk, "I would like a pair of new windshield wipers for my Yugo."
The clerk responds, "Sounds like a fair trade."
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Guy walks into a parts store and says, "I'd like a new gas cap for my Yugo". Guy at the counter says, "OK, that sounds like a fair trade".
>Q: How do you make a Yugo go from 0 to 60 in five seconds?
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>A: Push it off a cliff.
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>Q: Why do Yugos have rear-window defrosters?
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>A: To keep your hands warm.
Guys walks in to a parts store. Can I get a new gas cap for my Yugo?
The attendant replies, sounds like a fair trade to me.
The problem with driving a Yugo...
... is that the Czech engine light is always on.
How do you double the value of a Yugo?
Fill up its gas tank.
A Guy is on a second date with his Girlfriend, in a Yugo he bought for $500
He blows a tire and ends up taking it to the nearest tire shop, the technician asks him what the vehicle is, and he says a Yugo, technician says "sorry we dont work on bikes", he says no its a Car, technician says "oh, yeah we can order a tire for you" after doing some searching he tells the guy itll be about $520. Girlfriend laughs and says "YOU GOT A FLAT TIRE AND TOTALLED YOUR CAR"
What's the difference between having s**... with a woman and driving a Yugo?
When you're finished riding one of them you have to deal with fussy parts!
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