The Best 7 Yugo Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Yugo jokes. There are some yugo jeep jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these yugo callers puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Yugo Jokes and Puns

A guy walks into an auto parts store and says to the clerk, "I would like a pair of new windshield wipers for my Yugo."

The clerk responds, "Sounds like a fair trade."

Guys walks in to a parts store. Can I get a new gas cap for my Yugo?

The attendant replies, sounds like a fair trade to me.

The problem with driving a Yugo...

... is that the Czech engine light is always on.

How do you double the value of a Yugo?

Fill up its gas tank.

What's the difference between having sex with a woman and driving a Yugo?

When you're finished riding one of them you have to deal with fussy parts!


What do a Yugo and a bath have in common?

You can't step out of them in public.

Why does a Yugo have rear window warmers?

So in the winter when you push it your hands are warm.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the yugo sled jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working yugo petrol piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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