Yoyo Jokes

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Funniest Yoyo Short Jokes

Short yoyo jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The yoyo humour may include short how to yoyo jokes also.

1. For sale: Guitar
   Yoyo
   puppet
   Kite
   £5 for the lot
   Genuine reason for sale
   No strings attached
2. My yo-yo business is failing, and I don't know why! People usually love a no strings attached policy!
3. I had a hard time learning to read the word "yoyo" in Braille. I can't put my finger on y...
4. Did you hear about the homeless artist who got turned down in his submission for a classic string toy rebranding? It was a no-go hobo yo-yo logo.
5. Yo-Yo Ma's so fat... he tried to write a new concerto, but couldn't get through the first movement.
6. Did you guys heard about the Chinese Ship with a cargo load of Yo-yos that sunk off the coast of Mexico.. .. all 200 times..
7. I was going to try this yo-yo diet I keep hearing about, but I couldn't commit to it. There were too many strings attached
8. I was cutting up a homemade pizza and exclaimed "wow, this cheese is stringy" My four year old daughter's reply
   "Stringier than a yo-yo"
9. I bought an antique and rare yo-yo and promised myself that I wouldn't use it But that quickly got out of hand.
10. Did you hear about. ...... the freighter carrying a cargo of yo-yos that got caught in a violent storm?
    It sank 42 times

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Yoyo One Liners

Which yoyo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with yoyo? I can suggest the ones about toy and wrapper.

1. Does anyone want to buy a broken yo-yo? No strings attached
2. How does Yo-Yo Ma answer the phone? Cello?
3. Did you all hear about the chicken that swallowed the yo-yo? Laid the same egg 44 times!
4. ADHD has always been my biggest struggle in life but you are gonna LOVE this yoyo trick
5. What's a rappers favorite toy? A yoyo
6. What has two thumbs and severe adhd? i don't know but you are gonna love this yoyo trick
7. Yo-yo ma goes into a new bar and starts slurring his phrases... The crowd goes wild.
8. Yo-yo insurance; No strings attached!
9. What does a Cellist say when trying to pick up a woman? Yo-yo, ma.
10. I like to play with yo-yos. It's the only thing that ever comes back to me.
11. There's a new Yo-Yo diet for Sith lords. Yogurt and Younglings
12. What do you call a yo-yo without string? Fidget Spinners
13. Why Oh, Why Oh. Spells Yoyo!
14. Yo-Yo Ma is so fat. That he plays 1st, 2nd, and 3rd chair.
15. A ship carrying a cargo of yo-yos hit an iceberg It sank 47 times.

How To Yoyo Jokes

Here is a list of funny how to yoyo jokes and even better how to yoyo puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I heard they're releasing a new yoyo for more formal events It's going to be called a welcomewelcome.
• No matter how angry you get about something... ... you can't any angrier than a midget with a yo-yo.
• People ask me how it's like to be a professional yoyo player I tell them it has its ups and downs
• Sorry about the yo-yo in your backyard Maybe I could
  .
  .
  .
  reel it in?
• I love this yo-yo so much I can't seem to put it down!
• s**... with my wife is like a yoyo She'd rather walk the dog

Comedy Yoyo Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

What funny jokes about yoyo you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean doll jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make yoyo pranks.