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A man walks into a chiropractor's office...
A man walks into a chiropractor's office and says, " doc, youve got to help me...I think I'm a moth." Doc says, "I can't help you, youve got to see a psychiatrist." Man says, "yes, I know." "Then why did you come here?" "The light was on."
A man was invited for dinner at a friends house.
Every time the host needed something, he preceded his request to his wife by calling her "My Love", "Darling", "Sweetheart", etc., etc. His friend looked at him and said, "Thats really nice after all of these years youve been married to keep saying those little pet names." The host said, "Well, honestly, I've forgotten her name."
Youve heard of a dine-and-dash, but what's it called when you're getting a haircut?
A clip and dip.
Do you know about the hipster CIA operative?
[Redacted] has done everything in the CIA but youve probably never heard of him.
c**... goes to see the eye doctor
so a c**... goes to see and eye doctor, having problems seeing.
doctor says "ah i see the problem, youve got a cataract"
c**... says "no i drive a rincorn"
Stop me if youve heard this one..
What do you call a cannibal eating himself?
A) A dying man eating his last meal.
Which also brings the question, is he suicidal or just plain hungry?
if you're up till 11:11 pm, you can make a wish.
But if you're up till 11:11 am, youve got no hope.
if a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, youve found the perfect place to have a nickelback concert
credit goes to twitch chat.
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