The Best 85 Youth Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Youth jokes. There are some youth rumour jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these youth wafers puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Youth Jokes and Puns

The Great Writer

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

When asked to define great, he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft writing error messages.

According to 'The Hobbit', Gollum was once a normal man.

The biggest mistake he made was putting on that ring, which drained him of his youth, vitality, and energy.

I got one of those when I was married.

For some reason the Pope didn't...

sponsor my program for terminally ill Chinese children. He said he didn't like the name - What's wrong with "Youth in Asia"???

Youth joke, For some reason the Pope didn't...

A retired priest and a retired rabbi are friends in a reitrement home...

One day, the priest says to his rabbi friend, "Tell me, honestly, have you ever tried bacon?" The rabbi shrugs and says "Yes, in my youth, I gave into temptation and I had bacon, but tell me my friend, have you ever had sex?" The priest shrugs and says "I too, in my youth, gave into temptation." The rabbi leans over and smiles "Admit it, it's better than bacon."

My wife was thinking of names for a new face cleanser she made.

She made a face cleanser that is influenced by Asian ingredients. It makes you stay young for way beyond your years so she was thinking about calling it Youth in Asia.


Who performs the most assisted suicides.

Youth in Asia.

What did the white collar executive say to the low-income disenfranchised youth?

Nothing. Social dichotomy prevents the establishment of dialogue.

Youth joke, What did the white collar executive say to the low-income disenfranchised youth?

Kid looking for odd jobs comes to a guys door

"Hey mister" he starts out, "I'm looking for some work for pocket money over the holidays".

Impressed by the youngster's work ethic the man says "Sure son; there's a few tins of paint in the garage. Go get them and paint the porch and I'll give you $20"

4 hours later there was a knock on the man's door by a paint spattered youth holding his hand out for payment who says "I've finished and by the way that's not a porch it's a BMW"

Im wearing my grandfathers watch

A german guy walks up to me and asks if I can tell him the time. I say "nine"... he walks away complaining how rude american youth are.

The young people of China are really hard working

So I don't get why so many people have a problem with youth in Asia.

Japanese boy kills his grandfather...

Pfft, youth in Asia.

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I'd like to teach under-privelaged kids lattice geometry

Nothing would give me more pleasure than getting at-risk youth hooked on crystal math.

Police has arrested a charlatan

He was attempting to sell trusting elderly people some pills that were supposed to bring them their youth back.

After further investigation the police found out that the same man has been previously arrested for the same thing in years 1734, 1859 and 1926.

I'm making a documentary...

I'm making a controversial documentary that reveals decades of covered-up sexual misconduct in youth tennis programs across the country. It's called *15 - Love*.

Religious gardening rising in popularity with today's youth.

Parents around the nation are alarmed at their teens obsession with Sects and Violets.

I asked my racist granddad what does he think should be illegal...

His reply, quite unsurprising, was "Youth in Asia" .

Youth joke, I asked my racist granddad what does he think should be illegal...

I'm really looking to re-capture my lost youth...

...my basement door doesn't lock properly

In exchange for eternal youth, Amanda promised a witch her firstborn child.

Amanda's a lesbian.

I was an atheist in my youth.

I was converted when I realized I married the devil.


I can honestly say that the Just Say No! approach kept me completely drug free throughout my youth.

Whenever I saw a group of kids doing drugs and I asked if I could try some, they just said No!

An elderly woman was at the doctor's office...

She asked why she was so sore all the time. He replied, jokingly, "A dissipated youth?"

She replied, "I wish I could remember him!"

A good metaphor for today's youth is the book Peter Pan...

Kids sneak out. Get high on dust together. Beat up handicapped man, and steal his boat.

Did you hear the one about those kids in China?

I'd tell it to you but it's a bit insensitive to tell jokes about youth in Asia.

Today's youth are getting worse.

I was in a church yesterday, when I saw a guy lighting a cigarette from the candle. I was so shocked, that I dropped my beer bottle.

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs
My Chemical Imbalance.
Youth In Asia

I don't know why everyone dislikes catholics...

They are putting so much into the youth.

Pirates didn't want the fountain of youth, they wanted a cure to scurvy

A vitamin sea

Mom I'm dark even though u r white, why?

American boy: Mom I'm dark even though u r white, why?

Mom: Listen son, Considering all mistakes n crazy things i had done in my youth, forget about you are Dark, just thank god that u don't bark!

i really miss my runaway youth

next time i'll lock the basement better

Female Euthenasia

Female euthanasia and female youth in Asia. Two things that sound the same, but are the same.

The Fountain of Youth has been discovered

but it's in Flint, MI, so I wouldn't drink from it.

An elderly lady at the doctor's office

grumbled about why she was so sore all the time. The doctor joked, "It must have been due to a dissipated youth." She replied, "I wish I could remember him."

Some say youth is wasted on the young, I say wealth is wasted on the old.

Also Oxycontin.

Why is hip hop popular among urban youth?

because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.

I long for the innocence of youth, back when I was happy just playing with a slinky all day

Things are so different now.

It's like, 3...4 hours tops and I'm bored with the thing.

What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

I had a friend...

... who wanted to do a project about youth in Asia. Unfortunately, the government pulled the plug on it.

I'm thinking of starting a youth foundation...

I mean I've already got like 30 kids buried in my basement.

A married's man prayer

Dear God, you gave me childhood and you took it away.

You gave me youth and you took it away.

You gave me a wife.......... Its been years now, just reminding you.

Fans around the globe are rockin' out to Mariah Carey's latest hit single ...

"*The Monitors Are Down ...*", performed live for the first time today in downtown New York City, has been praised for a unique nihilistic style and pertinent statements regarding the internet-induced apathy of today's youth.

Two old dudes are sitting on a park bench discussing their youth and how things have changed. One says to the other one, "these days there is premarital sex, extramarital sex, swinging... I never had premarital sex with my wife, did you?"

The other thinks for a moment and says "What was her maiden name again?"

My friend said that China might be considering assisted suicide for teenagers

He's probably wrong, but if he's right, that would mark the beginning of euthanasia of youth in Asia.

Why is death rate among 20-25 year-old Chinese people rapidly increasing?

It's just youth in asia.

My friends said i'm ugly. I didn't know how ugly i was till i was refused youth allowance..

But was given Disability Benefits.

So a clothes designer drank from the Fountain of Youth...

Now she's Forever 21.

When I was a kid I got to know the guy who changed the records in the jukebox at Youth Club....

He use to give me the old 7 inches....

Why did Hitler pursue carpentry in his youth?

Because he wanted to be a fascia-ist.

One day...

God came to Jake and said," Come forth my child, and thou shall receive eternal youth." But Jake came fifth and won a toaster.

The youth of today don't know how to make those 90s rainbow tie-dye t-shirts...

..I guess it's a dying art.

My son is playing hockey for the youth Nashville team.

GO CHILD PREDATORS!!!

New York Times study on gay youth.

90% say they are born with these feeling.

The other 10% are sucked into it.

An urban British South London youth just drew on me with his pen.

I hope I don't get "Blud." Poisoning.

Recently, I've been trying to recapture my lost youth

I really need to get a better lock on my cellar door

My Local Youth Centre Wanted a Donation Towards Their Pool

i gave them a bucket of water

A lot of people get all hot and bothered about euthanasia

But what about youth in America???

What do you call it when Chinese children perform mercy killings on their parents?

Youth in Asia euthanasia.

Took my Dog to Asia and a bunch of kids came out of no where and killed it.

The cause of death - youth in Asia.

Why did Angelina Jolie hire a hitman to kill her?

Because her family wouldn't have handled the youth in Asia.

Why was abolishing the one-child policy in China morally controversial?

It led to an increase of youth in Asia

Dear Lord, you have given me a great childhood

It was beautiful

Then you've taken it away

Dear Lord, then you've given me a great youth

It was beautiful

Then you've taken it away

Then, Dear Lord you've given me a wife

Oh, I'm just reminding

A Man Talks to god

Man : You gave me youth, you took it

Man : You gave me nice black hair, you took it

Man : You gave me wife

God : Well..?

Man : Oh, just reminding you.

I googled about Youth in Asia...

I've been reading 'Lord Of The Rings' and apparently, Gollum was once a normal man, but wearing the ring drained him of his youth, energy and any joy in life...

Must be the same ring I put on when I got married...

What would happen if former baseball outfielder Darryl Strawberry was given a youth serum that kept him young and able to play indefinitely?

STRAWBERRY FIELDS FOREVER

When he got home from the doctor, why was the Asian youth beaten by his parents?

He got a B+ on his blood test.

I am disgusted by the youth of today....

Let me start by saying my girlfriend is 20 years younger than me. I am 39 and my girlfriend is 19, the amount of abuse I got from a group of teenagers inside the restaurant was nothing short of vile.....comments like PEADO NONCE KIDDY FIDDLER

It totally ruined our 10 year anniversary.

I could talk about the song Youth of the Nation for hours on end

So I'm thinking about starting my own P.O.D.cast

I took my sick dog to the vet, and they told me that the best option was for my dog to go live with some children in China.

Although, I'm surprised that he referred to them as the "youth in Asia".

Being gay isn't a choice...

it's a matter of being in the right youth club at the right time with the right pedophile

If you sat with your hands in the fountain of youth,

would your hands get wrinkly?

Man arrested for selling eternal youth pills.

News has just come in about a man in the Dublin area has been arrested for selling pills that he claimed would give eternal youth.

Police records have shown that it is the fourth time this man has been arrested. The earlier arrests were made in 1799, 1852 and 1921.

I've been trying to recapture my lost youth.

I really must get that cellar door fixed.

I support euthanasia.

In fact, I support the youth in every continent.

Do you know why today's youth is so odd?

Because they can't even

Why didn't the Muslim youth get the coronavirus?

Because he was a Quran Teen.

What do you get when you have more than 2 kids in China?

Youth in Asia.

Studies have shown that American youth has already started using the metric system

Nowadays you can even find students from various schools in America using 9mm

I've recently been trying to recapture my youth.

I really need to fix the basement door

My grandfather said youth can't live without technology these days

I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support

The police recently arrested a man selling "secret formula" tablets he claimed gave eternal youth.

When going through their files they noticed it was the fifth time he was caught for committing this same criminal medical fraud.He had earlier been arrested in 1794, 1856, 1928 and 1983..

Two older male dolphins notice their hairlines are starting to recede.

Dolphins go bald, too. Tough for humans to notice, but dolphins notice... Anyway...

Understandably, they start getting a little down in the dumps recognizing the loss of their youth and feeling a profound sense of their own mortality.

In a moment of clarity, one dolphin says to his buddy, Hey compadre, we don't have to just *accept* this as our new normal, ya know? What with modern fashion and technology these days… we can *do* something about this!

So they went out and bought matching hairpieces. They were toupees in a pod.

My son lost a youth baseball game because of heavy rain...

...he received a precipitation trophy

Why does PETA love K-pop?

They've always been huge fans of youth in asia (euthanasia)

A man was reading a newspaper

when his son suddenly barged into the living room. He was all sweaty and out of breath, but had a big smile on his face. Dad! exclaimed his son, I just lost my virginity! The man put down his newspaper and looked at his son proudly. The young man standing before him reminded him of his youth, when he was a playboy with a handful of girls. The man smiled and said, Sit down, son, and let me tell you a story. The son replied, I can't, Dad, it still hurts to sit.

An elderly Rabbi and an elderly Priest are good friends in the retirement home.

One day the priest asks, "So tell me, Benjamin, be honest now, have you ever had bacon?" The old rabbi sighs and leans back, "Ashamedly yes. One day, In my youth, I gave into temptation and had bacon wrapped shrimp with cheese sauce....Now tell me Sean, be honest now, have you ever had sex?" The old priest sighs, leans back and says, "For my sins, yes. Once, in my youth, I gave into temptation and had a one night stand my housekeeper." The Rabbi leans in closer, "It's better than bacon, isn't it."

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