Youre Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Youre jokes. There are some youre iam jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these youre gay puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Delightful Fun Youre Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What's the best part being with a gypsy on her period?

When youre done you get your palm read

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but saran wrap.

The psychiatrist says "Well, I can clearly see youre nuts"

Stopped from going into a bar, dis is discrimination.

A brain and a jumper cable walked up to the bar, "I'm sorry , I can't serve you guys " said the barman,
Why? said the brain,

You're outta youre head and he is going to start something.

Whats the Difference between Acne and A priest?

Whats the Difference between acne and a priest? Acne wont come on your face unil youre 13.

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Are your parents bakers?

Cause youre inbread.

[Offensive] An old man and a little girl walk into the woods

An old man and a little girl are walking in the woods on a dark night. The little girl turns to the old man and says "im scared". The old man looks at the little girl and replies "... youre scared? I have to walk back alone!"

Youre joke, [Offensive] An old man and a little girl walk into the woods

If youre ever feeling powerless....

....just remember, a single one of your pubic hairs can shut down an entire restaurant.

Youre special.

Going to the store to buy milk used to be a chore

Now that I have a baby, its like one of those red tag vacations where you hope your transportation breaks down and youre stranded on the resort.

You know whats the difference between a pimple and a pastor?

The pimple doesnt come on your face before youre 13.

My Name is Eric

Co\-Worker was giving nick names at work using puns.

Eric: Whats my nick name?

Co\-Worker: You don't get one. Youre 'generic'. \(walks away\)

You can explore youre preist reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean youre youre so old dad jokes. There are also youre puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

YOURE GOING THE WRONG WAY!

Ah theyre drunk, how do they know where were going.

When your girlfriend asks you how many more times youre going to shave a hitler mustache on yourself while shaving:

"9"

Hey girl, are you a rickety bridge?

Cause youre giving me anxiety.

What's the difference between a zit and a preist?

A zit waits untill youre 12 to come on your face

When is the worst time to get pregnant?

When youre in a coma

Youre joke, When is the worst time to get pregnant?

the barbershop

A little girl goes to the barbershop with her father. While her dad is getting his hair cut, the girl begins eating a Twinkie. While she\`s eating, she walks over and stands right next to the barber\`s chair.

The barber looks down and says, "Sweetheart, you\`re gonna get hair on your Twinkie."

"I know," the little girl replies. "I\`m gonna get boobies, too."

Why is medusa tha sexiest woman?

One look at her and youre rock hard!

A man meets a fairy

"I grant you 2 wishes" , says the fairy.

"I want a bottle of beer that never gets empty" , says the man.

He starts to drink. After two minutes he stops drinking and the bottle is still full.

"And youre second wish?" , the fairy asks.

"Another one of those"

a beautiful woman is on the ledge of a bridge about to commit suicide

a homeless man walks by her and says
"what are you doing?"

she says "im going to jump!"


the homeless man says
"if youre going to kill yourself, do you wanna have sex with me first?"

the woman replies "no way creep! never that!"

the homeless man doesn't seem bothered and says

"thats fine, I'll just wait til you're at the bottom"

I walked into wal-mart. I buy box of soda and ramen cups. The lady at the check-out looks at me and my purchase and goes...

"You must be single"

"Because of what im buying?"

"No, because youre ugly"

a man was being interviewed for his dream job

"What is this 8 year gap in your resume?" The interviewer asked

"Oh that? That was when i went to Yale" He explained

"You went to Yale!? Youre hired!"

"Thank you so much! Ive always dreamed of having this Yob!"

**I was talking to my girlfriend the other day about reincarnation.**

She asked "what actually is reincarnation?"

I said to her, "well, its when you die and come back as something completely different."

"So, I could come back as a pig?!" she exclaimed!!

I said, "you"re not listening are you.....?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the youre upvote puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working youre lol piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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