Youre Jokes

26 youre jokes and hilarious youre puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about youre that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Youre Short Jokes

Short youre jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The youre humour may include short shes jokes also.

  1. A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but saran wrap. The psychiatrist says "Well, I can clearly see youre nuts"
  2. What's the best part being with a gypsy on her period? When youre done you get your palm read
  3. What's the difference between a zit and a preist? A zit waits untill youre 12 to come on your face
  4. You know whats the difference between a pimple and a pastor? The pimple doesnt come on your face before youre 13.
  5. My Name is Eric Co\-Worker was giving nick names at work using puns.
    Eric: Whats my nick name?
    Co\-Worker: You don't get one. Youre 'generic'. \(walks away\)
  6. Whats the Difference between Acne and A priest? Whats the Difference between acne and a priest? Acne wont come on your face unil youre 13.
  7. Nurse: "If youre going to give grapes to a baby make sure you cut them in half."
    Me: [visibly confused]
    Wife: "The grapes, not the baby."
  8. Going to the store to buy milk used to be a chore Now that I have a baby, its like one of those red tag vacations where you hope your transportation breaks down and youre stranded on the resort.
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  10. If knows when youre sleeping, and when youre awake... Isn't santa just basically an NSA Agent

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Youre One Liners

Which youre one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with youre? I can suggest the ones about outta and .

  1. Why is medusa tha sexiest woman? One look at her and youre rock hard!
  2. When is the worst time to get pregnant? When youre in a coma
  3. YOURE GOING THE WRONG WAY! Ah theyre drunk, how do they know where were going.
  4. Are your parents bakers? Cause youre inbread.
  5. Hey girl, are you a rickety bridge? Cause youre giving me anxiety.
  6. You know youre fifty when your chiropractor sends you birthday cards.
  7. When you become too drunk to get your boat back to dock youre shipwrecked

Youre joke, When you become too drunk to get your boat back to dock

Delightful Fun Youre Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about youre you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make youre pranks.

**I was talking to my girlfriend the other day about reincarnation.**

She asked "what actually is reincarnation?"
I said to her, "well, its when you die and come back as something completely different."
"So, I could come back as a pig?!" she exclaimed!!
I said, "you"re not listening are you.....?

a man was being interviewed for his dream job

"What is this 8 year gap in your resume?" The interviewer asked
"Oh that? That was when i went to Yale" He explained
"You went to Yale!? Youre hired!"
"Thank you so much! Ive always dreamed of having this Yob!"

A man meets a fairy

"I grant you 2 wishes" , says the fairy.
"I want a bottle of beer that never gets empty" , says the man.
He starts to drink. After two minutes he stops drinking and the bottle is still full.
"And youre second wish?" , the fairy asks.
"Another one of those"

a beautiful woman is on the ledge of a bridge about to commit s**...

a homeless man walks by her and says
"what are you doing?"
she says "im going to jump!"
the homeless man says
"if youre going to kill yourself, do you wanna have s**... with me first?"
the woman replies "no way creep! never that!"
the homeless man doesn't seem bothered and says
"thats fine, I'll just wait til you're at the bottom"

I walked into wal-mart. I buy box of soda and ramen cups. The lady at the check-out looks at me and my purchase and goes...

"You must be single"
"Because of what im buying?"
"No, because youre ugly"

[Offensive] An old man and a little girl walk into the woods

An old man and a little girl are walking in the woods on a dark night. The little girl turns to the old man and says "im scared". The old man looks at the little girl and replies "... youre scared? I have to walk back alone!"

the barbershop

A little girl goes to the barbershop with her father. While her dad is getting his hair cut, the girl begins eating a t**.... While she\`s eating, she walks over and stands right next to the barber\`s chair.
The barber looks down and says, "Sweetheart, you\`re gonna get hair on your t**...."
"I know," the little girl replies. "I\`m gonna get boobies, too."

If youre ever feeling powerless....

....just remember, a single one of your p**... hairs can shut down an entire restaurant.
Youre special.

Stopped from going into a bar, dis is discrimination.

A brain and a jumper cable walked up to the bar, "I'm sorry , I can't serve you guys " said the barman,
Why? said the brain,

You're outta youre head and he is going to start something.

Youre joke, My Name is Eric