Your Teeth Jokes
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- My teeth were stained, so the dentist asked me, do you smoke or drink coffee? I told him I drink it.
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear
My 8 year old daughter told me this joke - My dentist mocked me today, saying that even though he's much older than me, he has healthier teeth. I said it must be because he has the better dentist.
- I like my men like my teeth, 32 of them, indentured to me, and ready to devour any temptation I have on call.
- America is so racist and homophobic That people even want their teeth to be straight and white.
- Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand? Because a toothbrush works better.
- You can tell the toothbrush was invented in Alabama if it was invented anywhere else, it would've been called the teeth brush.
- What's the difference between a toddler and a Capitol Rioter? Toddlers have more teeth, smell better, and have thrown tantrums for more justified reasons.
- Turns out my co-worker and I are getting our teeth checked the same day Isn't that coinciDENTAL?
I'll see myself out - What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
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Your Teeth One Liners
Which your teeth one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with your teeth? I can suggest the ones about your breath and tooth.
- What do you call a dinosaur that takes care of its teeth? A Flossiraptor
- I dated a dentist a while back, She had the whitest teeth I ever came across.
- What has 80 feet, 137 teeth and $72 in cash? The front row of a Trump rally
- I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth. [Removed]
- What has 132 legs and 8 teeth? The front row of a Toby Keith concert.
- what kind of dinosaur has the cleanest teeth? A Flossiraptor
Courtesy of my 6-year old. - What has 72 legs and 26 teeth? The first row of a country concert.
- A lumberjack chopped off my teeth But later he apologized and said it was axedental.
- I tell ya, my wife is a lousy cook. After dinner, I don't brush my teeth. I count 'em!
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear...
(From my daughter) - What has a 1000 teeth and holds back a monster? My zipper.
- Dentists are racist and homophobic. They want to make your teeth white and straight.
- What's got no teeth and smells? The gearbox in the wife's car...
- I once dated a dental hygienist She had the whitest teeth I ever came across.
- What has 182 teeth and holds a small worm? My zipper
Brush Your Teeth Jokes
Here is a list of funny brush your teeth jokes and even better brush your teeth puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth? To prevent tooth DK.
- Did you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia? Anywhere else and it would have been called a teeth brush.
- TIL the tooth brush was invented in Kentucky... Anywhere else and it would be called a teeth brush.
- A young girl walks in on her dad peeing... The dad fumbles around trying to cover up. Then the girl says "don't worry dad. I've seen one before. Mommy brushes her teeth with the neighbor's."
- Why do protesters refuse to brush their teeth? Because plaque lives matter.
- How to tell someone they have a bad breath nicely ? "Oh boy I am bored lets brush our teeth"
- My mom was always obsessed with dental hygiene... ...she would always take her electric toothbrush to bed and brush her teeth all night!
- I was so busy with maths homework that I didn't brush my teeth for a week The calculus had built up, and it was starting to get quite hard.
- Why do all methheads have bad teeth? They only brush them before sleeping
- I've been getting anonymous texts from someone telling me to shower, comb my hair & brush my teeth. I think they may be trying to groom me.
Your Teeth So Yellow Jokes
Here is a list of funny your teeth so yellow jokes and even better your teeth so yellow puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- "Darling, your teeth are like stars." "So yellow and so far apart..."
- Yo momma's teeth are so yellow When she smiled at traffic, it slowed down
- Yo mama's teeth are so yellow... She stood on a street corner and smiled, and traffic slowed down
- Your teeth are like the stars Yellow and separated.
- Are your teeth cold? Then why are they wearing those yellow blankets?
(You just licked your teeth didn't you?) - I once told someone their teeth looked like stars.... Yellow and far apart.
- Wife: "Honey? What do you think about my teeth?"
Husband: "They remind me of stars... yellow and far apart." - Why did French use yellow as the color for their angry vest movement ? It fits so well with their teeth.
- What's yellow and bad for your teeth? A school bus
- Yo daddy's teeth are so yellow... People think he has a bad, BAD aim!
Your Teeth Look Like Jokes
Here is a list of funny your teeth look like jokes and even better your teeth look like puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- You have so many gaps in your teeth it looks like your tongue is in jail.
- Yo' Mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles, it looks like her mouth is throwing gang signs.
- You have so many gaps in your teeth, it looks like your tongue is in jail.
- Do you brush your teeth without making a mess like in the commercials? I usually look like I have minty fresh rabies…
- Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.
- Wow! Your teeth look just like stars! Really shiny, yellow and far apart.
- I made myself golden teeth ro eat apples but it looks like i don't like apples
Your Teeth Are So Crooked Jokes
Here is a list of funny your teeth are so crooked jokes and even better your teeth are so crooked puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Politicians in the US remind me of British teeth. Some are sharp, most are white, and all are crooked.
- I've got a lot of puns about people with crooked teeth You'd better brace yourself
- What do Hillary Clinton and Debbie Wasserman Schultz's teeth have in common? They're crooked.
- Your sister's teeth are so crooked, Amtrack had to install her braces.
- What do you call a girl with crooked teeth? Don't call her. She has crooked teeth!
Hilarious Fun Your Teeth Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about your teeth you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean teeth gum jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make your teeth pranks.
What's the first thing you do after waking up and the last thing you do before going to bed?
Nephew: Brushing your teeth!
Mom: oh honey that's not a joke.
Nephew: it is if you think that's what I do!
A boy was sitting in a bus eating chocolate. The elderly man next to him asked him...
Man : If you eat chocolates young lad, you will spoil your teeth.
Boy : My grandfather lived 110 years.
Man : By eating chocolate?
Boy : No. By minding his own business.
You better start brushing your teeth, son!
o**...-B very mad!
For past 10 years my wife has been complaining to me about not putting the cap back on the toothpaste...
On our anniversary, I decided to change this bad habit and make my wife happy.
For a week I was diligent, always capping the toothpaste.
I was expecting my wife to thank me, but she never did it.
Finally, last night she turned and looked at me and said:
Why did you stop brushing your teeth ?? !!!
A boy was eating chocolate...
A boy was sitting in a park eating a bar of chocolate. After finishing it, he opened another one and started eating that too. Then the man sitting next to him said
"Do you know that you're damaging your teeth there son?"
"My grandfather lived for a 132 years" the boy replied.
"Was it because of eating chocolate?" the man asked curiously
"No. He knew how to mind his own business."
If you get pulled over and you have some Coke in your car, you're likely to get arrested.
However, if you get pulled over and you have some Pepsi in your car, you're likely to make a new friend.
Remember to always brush your seatbelts, buckle your teeth, and drink Pepsi.®️
Teacher asked kids to tell her what they liked the most about her and she would tell them who they would be when they grew up.
Sally : I like your hair teacher!
Teacher: well, you're going to be a hair stylist!
George : I like your teeth teacher!
T : Well, you're going to be a dentist.
Then little Johhny jumps out of his seat and yells : I already know what i'm gonna be!
T : well, tell us.
Johhny : A milkman!
what is green and, if stuck between your teeth, will kill you?
a tractor.
My friends said if you floss you'll be amazed at how much food is stuck between your teeth.
I don't remember eating this much blood
Whats green and can kill you if it gets between your teeth?
A tractor
I got arrested today - apparently it's "i**..." to shave, brush your teeth, make a phonecall, take a nap, have a glass of wine and read a newspaper.
Driving s**... nowdays.
Hey girl, are you from Tennessee?
Because your teeth are missing.
The little boy was in a bus eating a chocolate
The little boy was in a bus eating a chocolate, then he took another one and then another ...
A man next to him said, "Do you know that too much of it will damage your teeth??"
The boy replied, "My grandfather lived for 132 years"
The man asked , "Was it because of eating chocolate?"
The boy replied, "No, he was always minding his own business!".
Be true to your teeth
Or they will be false to you!
(My dentist laid this zinger on me during my 6mo check up today)
Did you know that Starbucks can make your teeth whiter?
Enough pumpkin spiced latte will make anything whiter
For past 20 years, my wife has been complaining about my not putting the cap back on the toothpaste.
This anniversary, I decided to change this bad habit and make my wife happy.
For a week, I was diligent, always capping the toothpaste.
I was expecting my wife to thank me, but she never did it.
Finally, last night, she turned and looked at me and said - "Why have you stopped brushing your teeth since a week ??"
Marriage is a social crime, I tell you.
What is big, red, hard and bad for your teeth?
a brick.
Boy: your teeth are like stars
GIRL: Aww.. thanks are they that much pretty?
Boy: no, far away from each other
My dentist says to clean between your teeth after every meal.
That's his flossophy.
What's big, red, and hurts your teeth?
A brick
A black guy got braces and someone told him
"Man you so black even your teeth are behind bars."
Little boy on bus sitting next to an old man.
A little boy on bus was eating a chocolate. Then he took another one out from his bag and ate it, and then another one.
An old man sitting next to him said: "Do you know too much of it will damage your teeth."
The boy replied: "You know, my grandfather lived for 122 years."
Old Man said: "Was it because of eating chocolate?"
The boy replied:"No, He was always minding his own business."
Say what you will about Ajit Pai, but he helped me with one thing...
Understanding the phrase "lying through your teeth".
Must be hard being a vampire
Me: hey Dracula you got something in your teeth?
Dracula: Where? Here?
Me: No not there
Dracula: Here?
Me: No, just look in the m..
Dracula: look in the WHAT Sarah? Look in the WHAT?
My dentist told me I have to stop m**....
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because I'm trying to work on your teeth!"
Heard at work today
When you see 20 cars in your neighbor's driveway, and you're thinking about calling the cops. Go over there and ask for a glass of milk. You know why? Because milk is good for your teeth. You know what else is good for your teeth. Minding your own business.
We all know what's red and bad for your teeth (a brick). But what is blue and really bad for your teeth?
A really fast brick.
So my brother told me this joke. He said it is a nerd joke
What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick!
What's blue and bad for your teeth?
The same brick moving really really fast.
Can you open your mouth without showing your teeth?
You're hired.
What's red and unhealthy for your teeth?
A brick.
What's red and isn't good for your teeth?
A brick.
What's worse than finding your first grey p**... hair......
....finding it between your teeth.
What's red and bad for your teeth?
An angry dentist
Don't Do That In Public
A boy and his mother stood looking at a dentist's showcase. "If I had to have false teeth, I'd take that pair," said the small boy, pointing.
"Hush, w**...," interposed the mother quickly, shaking his arm. "Haven't I told you it's bad manners to pick your teeth in public?"
What's red and bad for your teeth?
A 🅱rick
How do you know if your teeth are sensitive?
When you hurt their fillings
My Nana's ninety three, but she's living the dream.
The one where you go out in just your underwear and your teeth fall out.
What appears to be blue, is actually red, and is terrible for your teeth?
An approaching Doppler-shifted brick.
You better brush your teeth everyday...
o**...-B very mad!
What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?
You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.
p**... hair that glows in the dark
Is easier to get out of your teeth
A little boy was eating a bag of candy...
A little boy was eating a bag of candy when a lady approached him and said, "you know, that candy will rot your teeth and shorten your life", to which the boy replied, "I dunno, my uncle lived to be 107 years old". "Oh", said the lady, "and your uncle ate alot of candy I suppose"? "No", said the boy, "he minded his own f**...' business"!
What's a blur and worse for your teeth?
A faster brick.
What is orange and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
what do professional boxers and sugary candies have in common?
they both make you lose your teeth
How do you protect your teeth from entering the fourth dimension?
You get transcendental insurance.
You know you're growing old when ...
You and your teeth don't sleep together anymore.
What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
What's blue and even worse for your teeth?
A VERY fast brick.
What's red and bad for your teeth?
The new Republican healthcare plan
Your teeth are so yellow
...that cars slow down
How are you related to the sun? Because your teeth are the same colour as it.
Chuck Norris throws a dodgeball at you, knocks all your teeth out.
Then the ball hits you.
What's red and black and bad for your teeth
A brick
What do you call a practitioner who only makes minor corrections to your teeth?
A pedentist
I don't drink coffee.
It yellows your teeth, makes you jumpy, and you crave it all the time. That's why I smoke crack.
What do you call it when a dentist messes up your teeth?
An accidental.
Trump's New Toothbrush brand
Our Slogan is Trump's new toothbrush brand will make your teeth whiter than Trump's vision of America!
What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?
Flossless compression!
What do you call bolognaise you find stuck in your teeth?
After dinner mince.
What's red and bad for your teeth?
Lipstick
My dentist told me I had to stop eating burgers.
When I asked why, he said Because I'm trying to fix your teeth and it's in my way.
What's the best vegetable to clean your teeth with?
Brushles sprouts
What do you call the activity where you insert a hairy rod in your mouth and at the end you spit out a white liquid?
Brushing your teeth.
Don't waste time brushing your teeth when you are young.
Simply put your dentures in the dishwasher when you're older.
Oh you're going to study? Nerd...
I bet you brush your teeth twice a day too.
My dentist told me to stop eating burgers.
This left me in shock. "Why?" I said.
"Beacuse Im trying to fix your teeth and its in my way"
If you wanna win the Champions League, always remember to brush your teeth
Else you'll get Karius.
Dracula, you have something in your teeth
- Dracula darling, you have something stuck in your teeth.
- where, here?
- No...
- Here?
- No, just go look in-
- GO LOOK IN WHAT, SARAH?
Ever brush your teeth by accident with diaper cream?
No, well be careful I heard there's been a rash of incidents.
Guess this activity: Something long and hard inserted into a wet hole. In and out it goes until white goo came dripping out from the wet hole.
Brushing your teeth.
Do you have gum?
There's already some above your teeth.
