Your Team Lost Jokes
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Short your team lost jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The your team lost humour may include short winning team jokes also.
- The Columbine basketball team hasn't been the same... Since they lost their two best shooters
- Why will the columbine high basket ball team lose the tournament? Because they lost their 2 best shooters
- What did the Chinatown Bok Choys soccer team say when they lost against the Little Italy Panettones just after eating lunch? You Dim Sum, you lose some.
- Just lost my grandma today.... Update: the search team still hasn't found her, send prayers
- RedSox has a AAA farm team the PawSoxs The team is in Pawtucket RI. They wanted to move to Cumberland RI, thankfully they lost the bid.
- Did you hear the Japanese sumo wrestling team lost to a group of prison inmates? I guess the cons outweighed the pros.
- Of course the U.S. lost to Trinidad and Tobago... They had to play two teams at the same time
- My wife and I have lost 150 lbs combined!!! The search team are taking longer than expected to get her body back from the river though.
- What did h**... say to the national football team after they lost the final? Get in the showers!
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Your Team Lost One Liners
Which your team lost one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with your team lost? I can suggest the ones about england lost and you got burned.
- ATTN: Brazilian football fans Don't feel too bad. Your team only lost by a touchdown.
- Why did the cricket team need cigarette lighters? Because they lost all of their matches!
- They're claiming a cover up. The burkini beach volleyball team lost.
- Have you heard of Sante Fe High school's basketball team? They lost their best shooter
- The Columbine Basketball team has gone downhill lately They lost their two best shooters.
- What did the n**.../Islamist soccer team say when they lost the game? The shoes did it!
Your Team Lost Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about your team lost you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean football team jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make your team lost pranks.
A man got lost on a camping trip
A man got lost on a camping trip. Rescuers scoured the wilderness until a medical emergency team finally spotted a solitary figure across a wide chasm.
Charlie Smith, someone shouted, is that you?
Yes, it is, came the reply. Who are you?
We're from the Red Cross.
I gave at the office! Charlie shouted back.
Company Picnic Softball Tournament
At our annual company picnic, the advertising department always played a game of softball with the editorial department. This year the ad dept. won ,9-4. But on the company bulletin board the next morning was the following notice. The Editorial Dept. is proud to announce that upon the conclusion of this year's softball tournament, we finished in second place overall, having lost only one game the entire season. We would also like to take this opportunity to offer our condolences to the Ad Dept.'s team for finishing next to last, having won only one game during the entire year.
Satan challenges God to a basketball game, so God puts together a choice team from heaven and goes down to h**....
When they come back to heaven, it's with shocking news: they lost the game 52 to 140!
The v**... Mary is stunned, "How could you possibly lose the game with a team like yours?! Didn't you have the best saints, the most generous souls, the philanthropists and Jesus himself??"
"Yes," fumes God, "it turns out they're all terrible at receiving."
Hanging in the hallway at a high school are...
...the basketball team pictures from the past decades. A player in the center of the front row in each picture holds a basketball identifying the year -- "92-93," "93-94," "94-95," etc.
One day the principal spotted a freshman looking curiously at the photos.
Turning to the principal, he said, "Isn't it strange how the teams always lost by one point?"
Told my dad that 12 boys from a junior football team are lost in a flooded cave in Thailand.
Dad: He told me they should call a priest.
Me: Dad! They could still be alive.
Dad: Yes I believe that they are still alive as well, just toss a priest in the cave and he'll find those boys real quick.
Four men are stuck on a desert island...
Four men are stuck on a desert island, but one of the men suddenly drops dead.
The remaining three men decides the best way to survive is that they eat his dead body, and that they should decide who gets what by which football team they support.
The 1st guy says: "I support Liverpool, so I should get the liver"
The 2nd dude says; "I support Manchester United, so I'll eat his chest"
The 3rd male human says: "I support Arsenal, and I think I've lost my appetite..."
Old but gold ;)
Husband: I lost my wife says to Inspector
Husband: I lost my wife; she went shopping & hasn't come back yet.
Inspector: what is her height?
Husband: I never checked.
Inspector: Slim or Healthy?
Husband: Not Slim can be healthy.
Inspector: color of eyes?
Husband: Never Notice.
Inspector: color of hair?
Husband: Changes According to season.
Inspector: What was she wearing?
Husband: Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.
Inspector: Was she driving?
Husband: yes.
Inspector: Color of the car? ...
Husband: Black Audi A8 with supercharged 2.0 liter V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight- speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door….an then the Husband started crying…
Inspector: Don not worry sir,… we will find your car.
Missing wife
A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife:
Husband : -I lost my wife, she went shopping hasn't come back yet.
Inspector : -What is her height?
Husband : -Average, I guess.
Inspector : -Slim or healthy?.
Husband : -Not slim, but probably healthy.
Inspector : -Color of eyes?
Husband : -Never noticed.
Inspector : -Color of hair?
Husband : -Changes according to season.
Inspector : -What was she wearing?
Husband : -Not sure, either a dress or a suit.
Inspector : -Was she driving?
Husband : -Yes.
Inspector : -Color of the car?
Husband : -Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door... and then the husband started crying...
Inspector: -Don't worry sir,...We will find your car.
Missing report
A husband went to the police station to file a missing report
Husband : -I lost my wife, she went shopping hasn't come back yet.
Officer: -What is her height?
Husband : -Average, I guess.
Officer: -Slim or healthy?
Husband: -Not slim, but probably healthy.
Officer: -Color of eyes?
Husband : -Never noticed.
Officer : -Color of hair?
Husband : -Changes according to season.
Officer : -What was she wearing?
Husband : -Not sure, either a dress or a suit.
Officer : -Was she driving?
Husband : -Yes.
Officer : -Color of the car?
Husband : -Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door... and then the husband started
crying...
Inner city youths
After seeing a documentary on how inner city youths can remove the wheels of a car in under 4 seconds with no specialist equipment, the Mc Laren team decided to fire their pit crew and hire four of the inner city youths as most races could be won or lost in the pits.
the first race came along and the car came into the pits. The youths went to work but the Mc Laren team boss noticed a real problem.
Not only had the youths replaced all four wheels within 4 seconds, but within 10 seconds, they'd re-sprayed and re-numbered the car and sold it to the Ferrari Team!.