The Best 18 Your Team Is So Bad Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Your Team Is So Bad jokes. There are some your team is so bad jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these your team is so bad puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Your Team Is So Bad Jokes and Puns

The CIA, KGB and MI6 decide to have a contest.

Each is given the task to find a rabbit
realeased in the woods.

The CIA uses spyplanes and satellites and finds the rabbit in 2 hours.

The MI6 deploys recon and search teams and finds it in 3 hours.

The KGB return after 1 hour with a badly beaten bear who cries out "I am the rabbit and I surrender".

My wheelchair bound grandpa is in the nursing home.

I went to visit him for the first time. As we're discussing the local baseball team, he starts slowly leaning to the right in his chair. A nurse come running over and straightens him back up.

As the topic turns to football, he slowly starts leaning to the left. The same nurse rushes over to straighten him up again.

As she walked away, I asked:

Me: So gramps, how do you like living here so far?

A tear starts running down his face as he gets this wistful look in his eyes.

Grandpa: it's not too bad. I just wish they would let me fart.

While watching Olympic kayaking, I was surprised at how bad the Cuban team was at paddling. Then I realized,

That's probably why they're still in Cuba.

I haven't seen a team blow a win this bad...

Since Hitler invaded Russia

Did you know that, during the first game of the 1936 baseball season, the Boston Braves managed to win while also badly injuring six players on the opposing team?

They were truly ruthless.


Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.

*Canada's first Professional Soccer team has made it to FIFA*

That's to bad eh, they're parents could'nt afford hockey equipment growing up.

ATTN: Brazilian football fans

Don't feel too bad. Your team only lost by a touchdown.

Why are the bears such a bad football team?

Because when they were little, they were cubs.

I'm so sorry

Having a bad day?

Just remember that in the movie Air Bud , some kid got kicked off his school basketball team... and replaced by a dog.

Would you agree that it's bad for Facebook to steal users' blood and use it to create a clone army?

That's an interesting question that I'll have to discuss further with our team. Did you know I started this company in my dorm room?

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Was part of a really bad dodgeball team named off in the woods....

Other other teams would rejoice saying "Last night we beat off in the woods".

Uber teams up with Lyft to fight ride-sharing restrictions in Germany

Deutschland Uber allies was probably a bad choice for the name of the coalition.

Why won't EA let the team that worked on Battlefield: Bad Company 2 develop the next battlefield?

Because EA is a Bad Company.

Sunderland aren't a bad football team

They managed to get out of the Championship on their first attempt, just like Newcastle

Crime is so bad in my country...

that I go to sleep while wearing a balaclava. If they break in they think I'm part of the team

Star football player Steve was about to be sacked for bad grades . . .

. . . but the team was on a winning streak, and he was badly needed. The head coach pleaded with the college president, and managed to convince him to allow the student to continue to play if he could spell just one word correctly. "Okay, Steve," the coach told him. "It's an easy one. Just spell the name of your favorite drink." "Sure coach. Khaphy."

Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys.



Then came Chuck Norris.

Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.

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We suggest to use only working your team is so bad piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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