Your Such A Hoe Jokes
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- What's with Trump and landscape equipment? First he's raking for California, now he's hoeing for Saudi Arabia.
- Personally, I don't believe in bros before h**..., or h**... before bros. There needs to be a balance. A homie-h**...-stasis, if you will.
- You know the saying "bros before h**..."? Well, I've found out how I can balance my relationships between the two evenly...
...a homie-h**...-stasis, if you will - I don't believe in bros before h**... Personally I don't believe in bros before h**..., or h**... before bros. There needs to be a balance.
A homie-h**...-stasis, if you will. - Do you want to know why I called your girlfriend a tractor? Because she's an upgrade to that h**... you had earlier.
- What's it called when bros before h**... is balanced with h**... before bros? Homie-h**...-stasis
- What do a gang member and a r**... have in common? They both know how to throw a good h**... down.
- My girlfriend told me there is no way you can turn a h**... into a housewife I said "Yes you can". She said "How"?
I proposed. - Pimps don't count their own money. They have their h**... do it for them. It's the thot that counts.
- Some say Bros before h**.... Some say h**... before Bros I prefer homie-h**...-stasis
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Your Such A Hoe One Liners
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- What do you call prostitution in an airplane? Hoeing in a Boeing
- I saw my neighbor's wife hoeing around Her garden really is coming along well.
- If minecraft taught me one thing... It's to never spend diamonds on a h**....
- What does an English p**... do, after having tea and crumpets? Tally h**....
- What do you call women with a f**... for firefighters? Fire h**....
- What do you call a Mexican-Canadian p**... business? h**..., eh?
- What does a p**... gnome use to make his money? The garden h**....
- Never underestimate a h**...'s ability to do arithmetic. Because its the thot that counts.
- what do you call a s**... french fry? a potat-h**...
- If there's one thing minecraft has taught us It's that you don't waste diamonds on a h**...
- What does a Pirate say when they see a h**...? Land h**...!
- What do pimps and farmers have in common? They both need a h**... to stay in business.
- What did Tyrion call the passage he built to smuggle w**... into Casterly Rock? h**...-door.
- h**... much does a chimney cost? It's on the house
- What does Santa say to bad girls? h**... h**... h**...
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Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?
Prose before h**....
Did you hear about the new farmers dating site?
It's full of h**....
What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?
Santa stops at three h**....
(sorry if repost)
What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?
How do you stay faithful in a room full of h**...?
What did the dwarf p**... say to his working girl?
Hi h**..., hi h**.... It's off to work you go!
So a man h**... to a s**... club
He sits down in the front row. A man sits behind him.
A girl comes out and starts dancing. Both of the men cheer.
She takes off her top. Both men cheer.
She takes off her bottom.Only the man in the front cheers.
Curious the man in front turns around and asks
Where'd all the enthusiasm go.
The man response. "all over your back"
A Father and Son were hard at work on their farm...
The Son dragged a h**... out of the shed and began working the field. He noticed that the h**... looked very old and worn out. It was practically falling apart, so he asked his Father "How long do you think this h**... will last?" His Father took one look at the h**... and shrugged. "I guess it depends on how much you pay her."
What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard?
His garden h**....
What do you call a h**... that you use to stir a fire.
An ash h**....
Bros v. h**...
A woman doesn't come home one night. The next day she tells her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house.
The husband calls his wife's 10 best friends. None of them know anything about it.
A man doesn't come home one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The wife calls her husband's 10 best men friends. Eight of them confirm that he had slept over, and two claim that he was still there.
What has four legs and says "h**... de doe, h**... de doe"?
Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.
Where does a p**... go to rat out her p**...?
To a h**...-tell.
I have a gardening tool that I use to dig up large amounts of treasure
So yeah, I got a big b**... h**...
I like my sheds the way I like my s**... clubs...
...dark and full of h**...
What do you call a lawncare company owned by a promiscuous lesbian?
h**... Mow
How to have s**... in minecraft
Plant your seeds with a h**....
Santa walks into a nightclub...
"h**..., h**..., h**...."
What do you say when you get cornered by a gang of Italian prostitutes?
"Uh-oh, spaghetti h**...!"
I like my h**... like I like my salad dressing...
On the side
What's the best part about gardening?
Getting down and dirty with your h**....
What did Blackbeard say to the girl who was dressed as a s**... pirate for Halloween?
"Land h**...!"
I'm jealous of Santa...
...he can yell "h**... h**... h**..." at anyone and get away with it.
What do your internal organs call their dating life?
Their homie-h**...-status
Why do they call me the fireman?
Cause I turn on the h**...
When you'd rather read a book than date a girl ...
it's prose over h**....
Shouldn't brothels be called "h**...-tels"?
I apologise for any loss of brain cells caused by this joke...
My wife would always nag me to do the gardening..
Eventually I had to put that h**... in the ground.
New movie about a male p**...
h**... Malone
Does the dead h**... in my shed...
...count as a garden h**...?
What do you call prostitutes that are out of breath?
p**... h**...
What does a farmer care more about than his wife?
His h**...
What do a serial killer and a prolific gardener have in common?
Both of their sheds are filled with h**....
What did Santa Claus say when he heard Mrs Claus had been cheating on him?
h**... h**... h**...
A feminist has taken legal action against a shopping mall Santa.
She claims he called her a h**... three times.
I dumped a girl because she wouldn't let me read poetry.
Prose before h**....
I think I'd be a sick fireman
After all, I'm amazing at turning the h**... on.
Why did the farmer's wife file for divorce?
She came home to see him plowing with a h**....
Did you hear Buffalo Bill reformed and is now a pick up artist and skin care specialist?
He puts the lotion in the basket and then he gets the h**... again
What does a farmer, a p**..., and a bluegrass band all have in common?
They all know how to throw a h**... down.
(Disclaimer: I was exchanging dadjokes with our server at Krueger's in Cincinnati. He wrote this joke. Neil, if you're out there..cheers!)
Why do pervs go to idaho
To eye da h**...
What do you call a cake that was made by a p**...?
h**...-made
What Did The Male Mantis Say To The Female Mantis?
Male mantis: Yo, h**..., I want some head.
Female Mantis: Me too.
Male Mantis: what
How did the pirate greet the p**...?
Yo, h**...!
How do you know if your girl is a h**...?
If all she is good for is slinging dirt.
What do you call a h**... with no legs?
An incomplete thot.
What to you call a p**... with too many h**...? (Original joke)
A whoreder.
Now that he's divorced, what does Amazon's CEO do when he's feeling lonely?
Jeff pays h**....
Why did the p**... put his h**... in charge of his money?
It's the thot that counts.
My rapper friend has started a really successful gardening tool delivery business.
He's got h**... in different area codes.
(My grandpa who passed away last year, famous joke) Why should you always keep your tools out of the rain?
Because nobody likes a rusty h**...
What do you get when you squeeze a s**... orange?
h**...- j
My girlfriend lives in Portland, she's my Maine h**...
But I got a girl in Boise who's my Sidaho
Why did the gardener's wife leave him?
She always found him talking with with his h**...
What's a fireman's worst enemy?
Crazy wet h**....
If y = f(x) means y is a function of x
Then;
being a lying a**... h**... = f(my(x))
should be an easy equation to understand
A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down.
AAA (Antarctic Automobile Assn) tows it to the garage in the nearest town, where the mechanic says he has time to look at it, give him half an hour.
The penguin wanders down the street to an ice cream shop and decides to beat the heat with a cone of his favorite flavor, vanilla. Of course, being a penguin, with flippers instead of hands, as well as a beak, he makes a huge mess and gets ice cream all over his face. h**... goes back to the garage, where the mechanic tells him "looks like you blew a seal."
"No," says the penguin. "That's just ice cream."
I don't believe in bros before h**... or h**... before bros. There needs to be a balance.
A homie-h**...-stasis if you will.
(OC) A devout christian Canadian man is walking down the street when a group of Latino male prostitutes walk up to him and ask if he wants to have a good time...
The Canadian man quickly shooed them away yelling as they went "No way h**... eh"
Two prostitutes meets at the bus to their corner.
"Hey h**..."
"Hey h**..."
"Off to work we go"
A man in his 60s h**... to a brothel
... constantly shaking from his Parkinson's.
He tells the madam I want 5 girls.
The madam says are you sure? 5 girls might kill you. But the man is adamant and soon enough he's in a room with 5 girls.
Shaking from every joint as he lays on the bed, he tells 2 girls: you two, hold down my arms.
Then he tells 2 more girls: you two, hold down my legs.
Finally, the last one, you get on top.
Now, you 4, let go!
What's the difference between a farmer and a p**...?
The farmer makes an honest living with his h**...
