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- Local grocery store checkout workers are ignorant, lazy, smelly … That's the last time I use the self-checkout lane
- What do they call the side effects of lactose intolerance in France? Smelly derriere (dairy air)
- Why are smart people so smelly? Because genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration.
(My son made this up) - I once dated someone with really smelly feet, the smell used to bring tears to my eyes... It was like someone was chopping bunions.
- Yo momma's so smelly, that when she spread her legs, I got seasick.
- I was so ugly and smelly as a kid That when I played in the sandbox, the cat would try to bury me!
- What three things are smelly, sad, and been knighted Three Musky Tears.
- What did one smelly hippy say to the other after they found some clean clothes? You've changed
- What's the most smelly animal on the farm? The Toilet Duck.
- What did the fisherman do when he found smelly meat with small lips and olive oil? Master Bait
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Your So Smelly One Liners
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- In North Korea... [edited] everything is grand and prosperous and USA is smelly
- What do you call a flying skunk? A smelly – copter!
- What's brown and smelly and sits on a piano stool? Beethoven's last movement
- What do you call it when the rim of a volcano gets all dirty and smelly? Smagma.
- What do you call a flying skunk? A smelly-copter
- Did you hear about the ol' factory? It's pretty smelly.
- Why does the giraffe have a long neck? Because it has smelly feet.
- Smelly joke Where do they make smells?
In an olfactory - How does Mary Poppins cure smelly feet? Step in thyme.
- What do you call a smelly Hobbit? Frodor.
- What did the cop say to the smelly criminal? Febreeze!
- What do you call a smelly soldier? A muskyteer.
- What's the H.P. wizarding world's most popular deodorant? Ex-Smelly-Armus
- What do you tell a smelly Japanese person? Takashawa.
- I met a smelly man who had a way with words He was a pungent
Your So Smelly Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about your so smelly you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make your so smelly pranks.
Yo momma's so smelly, an old blind g**.
.. walking by asked her, "Yo, how much for the shrimp platter?"
A young couple is on their honeymoon.
The husband is sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, "Now how can I tell my wife that I've got really smelly feet and that my socks absolutely stink? I've managed to keep it from her while we were dating, but she's bound to find out sooner or later that my feet stink. Now how do I tell her?"
Meanwhile, the wife is sitting in the bed saying to herself, "Now how do I tell my husband that I've got really bad breath? I've been very lucky to keep it from him while we were courting, but as soon as he's lived with me for a week, he's bound to find out. Now how do I tell him gently?"
The husband finally plucks up enough courage to tell his wife and walks into the bedroom. He walks over to the bed, climbs over to his wife, puts his arm around her neck, moves his face very close to hers and says, "Darling, I've got a confession to make."
She says, "So have I, love."
To which he replies, "Don't tell me, you've eaten my socks."
How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?
Just a phew.
A smelly guy walks into a bar...
The bartender say you musk leave at once.
Why did the baker get smelly fingers?
Because he needed a p**....
A boy meets his girlfriend's parents for the first time...
they greet each other and sit down at the family table and begin to get to know each other. During the conversation, the boy feels something terrible brewing in his stomach and decides he can't hold it in anymore. he lets out a silent, but very smelly f**.... The Father gets a whiff of the f**..., stops mid-sentence and yells,
"Wilson!" while he stares at the dog who is sitting under the boy's chair.
"This is great!" the boy thought, i can f**... all I want and he'll blame it on the dog. A few minutes later the boy feels another f**... coming so he lets it rip. This time it was slightly audible.
"WILSON!" the dad yells, staring at the dog again.
At this point, the boy thinks it's hilarious that the dog gets blamed every time he decides to f**.... A few minutes pass and the boy feels the mother load of all farts coming on. He decides to let it rip as loud as he possibly could and the whole family fell silent when they heard it. The Father looks down at the dog and yells
"WILSON! Get out of there before that kid kills you!"
Three women and ducks
Three women die in a car accident and go to heaven when they are at the gate god tells them that there is only one rule and that is that you may not step on a duck. They women enter and do their best to enjoy heaven while being cautious about where they step for there are ducks everywhere. After about a week one of the three women steps on a duck and suddenly this old, smelly, repulsive and hairy man is chained to her for life. This only makes the other women more careful and another month passes by when a second of the three women steps on a duck. Then chained to her is a man more repulsive then the first. The third woman becomes ever so cautious and make it a whole year without treading upon a duck. Chained to her is a handsom, muscular and wonderful gentleman. She says to him "What happened to you?" he replies " I stepped on a duck..."
Whats black, big, and smelly?
An unemployment line.(:
A old Jewish man goes to the doctors...
He says "Doctor I've got a huge problem."
The doctor says "What is it?"
He says "I keep getting these silent, smelly, gassy emissions I was with my wife and the Grossmans yesterday and it happened about 100 times during dinner and created a nauseous gas but it was silent so no one new who it was and then again on the bus this morning and even in your office now I must have had 20 of them, Do you have anyway to fix this problem doc?"
The doctor looks up and says "Well first off I'm going to send you to specialist."
The man interrupts him "What kind of specialist doc?"
"A hearing specialist!"
Smelly Roommate (Anthony Jeselnik)
I once had this Eastern European roommate who never showered or used deodorant. He smelled awful and after a while it got unbearable. I didn't have the heart to tell him that he smelled bad, so I left him a note one morning in the bathroom, "Dear Olaf, get out of my country"
-Anthony Jeselnik
A man walks up to woman and asks her 'Can I smelly your p**...?'
'No you most certainly can not!' she replies.
'Oh' the man says, 'It must be your feet'
The smelly goat
So there's this game show where whoever can stay in this room with this goat for the longest time will win $1,000,000. Now this goat has been living in this room for a while, p**... and peeing everywhere and smells absolutely disgusting. First, a white guy goes in and stays for 30 minutes before he can't stand it any longer and has to leave. Next, a black guy goes in and stays for 1 hour before he can't take it anymore and has to leave. Then, an Indian guy goes in and after 10 seconds the goat leaves.
What do you get when you eat a nose?
Smelly breath.
Lazy vultures
Two lazy vultures had procrastinated on flying south for the winter until the first frost hit, then they got worried. "We better catch an airplane to Mexico, lets go to the airport!" So they take off down the road, and as luck would have it, they come across two dead road-killed opossums, that had started to get nice and smelly, just like vultures like them. "What luck, we better take these with us, I heard the airlines don't offer meals on the flight anymore." So they each grab a dead opossum, tuck it under their wing, and head on to the terminal. They walk up to the ticket counter and tell they lady "We'd like two tickets to Cancun, please."
"Very well," she says, "Will you be checking any bags?"
"No," say the vultures, holding up the dead opossum carcasses, "we only have carrion."
Confucius say
man who at night have scratchy bottom have at morning smelly fingers
Confessions of a newly wed.
On the first night of their honeymoon, the husband isn't sure how to tell his bride about his stinky feet and smelly socks, while the wife is wondering how to break the news to him about her awful breath, which so far, she's been able to cover up.
After some soul-searching, the husband gathers his nerve and says, I have a confession.
She draws closer, peers into his eyes, and says, Darling, so do I.
Recoiling, he says, Don't tell me - you've eaten my socks.
Three men die and go to heaven.
They meet a saint watching the gate, who tells them, "You are all welcome in Heaven. Just do not step on any ducks."
And so they walk in, and the moment they get in, the first man steps on a duck. Then, suddenly, there is a chain on his arm, and on the other end is an incredibly grotesque woman, smelling to the point of being comparable to a harpy. The saint says, "This is your wife, now and for all of eternity.
A few years pass, and the other two are doing just fine. Then, the second man, waking up, rolls over and stands up - "QUACK!" Straight onto a duck. Another woman, even more horrible and smelly than the last is chained to him. "This is your wife, now and for all eternity."
More years pass, and eventually, the saint appears, along with a chain on his arm. On the other end is a woman more beautiful than any he had ever seen. He asks the saint, "Why? I never stepped on a duck."
The woman pipes up, "I did."
Whats long, brown, and smelly?
an unemployment line.
Whats long, black and smelly?
I like my woman like I like my cheese
Old, French and smelly
Men with itchy butts
Have smelly fingers
What is long, black and smelly?
The welfare queue
Why did the baker have smelly hands?
Because he kneaded a p**....
What do you call a smelly IT person?
A com-P-U-ter specialist.
Whats left when you've drained the swamp?
Smelly peat!
Does anybody know how to get rid of smelly feet?
Asking for a foot
some knock knock jokes my daughter told me on the way home from school
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Banana skin."
"Banana skin, who?"
"Yay! Someone slipped on me! You know, *because people slip on banana skins*."
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Toilet paper."
"Toilet paper, who?"
"Noooo! Don't wipe me on your droopy bottom!"
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Garbage."
"Garbage, who?"
"You won't get me clean! I like being smelly!"
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"House."
"House, who?"
"I'm going to chomp you up! Into teeny, tiny pieces! ***because I'm an evil house***"
I don't think she quite grasps how knock knock jokes are supposed to work.
Mahatma Gandhi was a strange person.
He walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard. He often went on hunger strikes, and even when he wasn't on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail. He also was a very spiritual person. Finally, because he didn't eat much and when he did his diet was peculiar, he developed very smelly breath.
He eventually became known as a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Why did the baker have smelly fingers?
Because he kneaded a p**....
(This is my favourite silly joke, sorry if it's a repost)
This dude went to Maccas and saw a lady wearing a burqa....
Went to Macca's & the girl serving was wearing a burqa. I noticed it was quite dirty and tattered and a bit smelly. It actually put me off so we walked out and went across the road to Hungry Jack's. Here was another girl wearing a burqa. I was happy to see that it was clean and it actually was nicely decorated with beads and sequins. That's when I realised - the Burqas are Better at Hungry Jack's....
What does a Jamaican man call a smelly insect?
De odor ant
An old lady visits her doctor...
...and says to him:
"Doctor, I have a problem. I keep f**... all day long, luckily they don't smell and are dead silent, can you do something to make it stop?"
"Take these pills and come back after a week for a checkup."
One week later she comes by and says:
"Doctor! Not only didn't the f**... stop, but now they are smelly as a landfill!"
The doctor replies:
"Calm down, miss. I cured your sense of smell, now to do something about that hearing."
Why was Picasso so smelly and dirty?
Didn't know how to draw a bath
Two nuns are in front of an abandoned coalmine.
(its better in dutch but it translates)
Two nuns are walking in front of an old (abandoned) coal mine.
One nun says to the other nun: mine's smelly today.
Says the other nun: mine too.
Amy Schumer's jokes are like d**......
they're short, smelly, and taken from other guys.
Gandhi, while he was a great person, had many flaws.
He walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became very thick, and hard callouses developed on his toes. He often went on long hunger strikes, and even when he wasn't on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail. In addition to this, he also was a very spiritual person. Finally, because he didn't eat much and when he did his diet was peculiar, he developed some very smelly breath.
He eventually became known as a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
This guy was with a h**... for the first time. .
She took him into her room and asked him what would be his pleasure. Being naive, he asked, "Do you have any suggestions?"
She said, "Would you like French style, Straight, Around the World, or maybe 69?"
He replies, "I'll try one of those 69's."
As they were engaged in a 69, the h**... let out a loud and smelly f**.... "Ooohh! Excuse me," she said with a giggle. They proceeded and a few minutes later, she let another stinky, loud f**... fly. "Ohhh," she said as she giggled and said, "how do you like it so far?"
He replies, "Well, it feels pretty good, but I'm not sure I can take 67 more. "
What's smelly, spits and walks around the desert going 'Click'?
A camela.
What's worst than sitting next to a smelly fat g**... the bus
Not sitting down
Why was Google's hangout in a dark, smelly cavern?
Because it was the g**...!
What do you call a smelly surfers hair?
Ripe curls
What do you call a smelly door
A odoor
Imagine if your non binary friend decided he identified as a donkey and went around in a smelly fur suit all the time. What would you say to him?
a**...-kin furry friend.
What do you call a Georgia O'Keefe painting that's housed in a smelly museum?
An O'**....
Real Christmas trees are like my Friday nights
Sticky, smelly, and needles everywhere
Father Dave took a seat on the A train in NYC...
and was disgusted to see a drunk sitting across from him. The disheveled smelly man was wearing a t-shirt with a photo of a n**... lady on it and he reeked of alcohol. The drunk stared at the priest for a few minutes and then blurted out "Father, what causes migraines and kidney stones?" THe priest glared at the man and said "Spending time with loose women and drinking alcohol!" The drunk went quietly back to his newspaper. After a moment, the priest felt bad and said, "I am sorry. How long have you had these issues for?" The drunk replied "I don't have these issues. I read in the paper that the Pope does."
Silent and not smelly..
Saw another joke here which reminded me of this one so posting...
A man goes to see a doctor and says, doc I f**... a lot, like constantly, but they are silent and not smelly. In fact, I have f**... at least a dozen times here already but you wouldn't have even noticed . The doctor gives him meds and tells him to follow up in week's time. Next week the man comes back pretty upset and complains, what did you do!!! While my farts are still silent, they sure as h**... smell freakishly disgusting . The doctor calmly replies, Okay, so now that we have cleared your sinuses, lets work on your hearing .
Not so sure my new year is getting off on a good start. Last night I ate like a pig and got incredibly drunk.
First thing I did this morning when I woke up was take an enormous, smelly s**.... Second thing I did was get out of bed.
Church lady
There was a church lady who always was dressed very properly and always carried her bible with her. She had a bad habit of judging people and letting them know what she thought of them.
One day, she was riding on the crosstown bus and a drunk guy got on. There was only one seat left which was right next to the church lady.
She said to the man, you're a disgusting and smelly drunk. You're going straight to h**....
The man said Excuse me ma'am. I think I'm on the wrong bus.
Granny goes to the doctor.
She tells the doctor:
Look I have a big problem.
I have so SO much gas, thankfully it is not loud or smelly, but I need something about it.
Doctor said: Ok ask the pharmacist for this medication, take 1 pill each morning and come back in a week.
So the granny goes in a week later and says: What is going on, everything is all the same but now the gases are extremely smelly, what did you do?
So the doctor take a camera device and checks her nostrils inside and says: Ok now that the nostrils are no longer blocked, let's see about the ears.