The Best 35 Your So Rich Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Your So Rich jokes. There are some your so rich jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these your so rich puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Your So Rich Jokes and Puns

How do you get rich in Ancient Greece? Well, step one, become an oracle. Step two:

Prophet.

An Irish man frees a genie

and happy to be released from his confinement, the genie grants him 3 wishes.

The Irishman thinks about it, and says "I want me a pint of Guinness that is never empty."

So *poof* a pint appears, filled to the rim with the rich brown drink. The man drinks it down, and when he places it back on the bar, it's filled up again.

"So, what would you like for your other two wishes, sir?"

"I want two more of these, then!"

Genie: Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich.
Genie: Granted, what's your second wish?
Rich: I want lots of money.

Dave rubs a magic lamp and the genie grants him 3 wishes

Genie: what will be your first wish?

Dave: I want to be rich

Genie: Granted. What will be your second wish?

Rich: I want a lot of money

A dying grandma tells her grandchild....

A dying grandma tells her grandchild, "I want to leave you my farm. That includes the barn, livestock, the harvest, the tractor, and other equipment, the farmhouse and $24,548,750.45 in cash." The grandchild, absolutely floored and about to become rich says, "Oh grandma, you are SO generous! I didn't even know you had a farm. Where is it?" With her last breath, Grandma whispered, "Facebook..."


If a rich man dies from a drug overdose, the headline should read "Pills bury dough boy"

Credit to my friend Chris

The genie of the lamp

Two neighbours, one is rich and the other is poor.

The poor have a magic lamp : Every morning,he wipes the lamp and a genie comes out and say : "Ask what you want" ,and the poor asks for a cup of tea.

The rich neighbour,envious of the magic lamp,said to the poor : i'll give you my car and my house in exchange of the lamp." The poor accepted the deal.

The rich man wipes the lamp and a genie comes out and say : "Ask what you want" he asked for a very big house and a better car.the genie replied : ยซ Sorry sir,i only serve tea and coffee ยป

Old rich white men selecting strong young black men to work on their fields?

I'm not sure about this NFL draft thing.

Why are rich british people fat?

because they measure their wealth in pounds

Why are the Irish so rich?

Their capital is always Dublin. Hehe

A conversation with a genie

Genie: What is your first wish?

Steve: I want to be rich.

Genie: Granted. Second wish?

Rich: I want lots of money.

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How do you tickle a rich girl?

Say Gucci Gucci Gucci!

100 years ago everyone had a horse and only the rich had cars. Nowadays everyone has a car and only the rich have horses

Oh how the stables have turned

A genie asked, "What's your first wish?"

Steve answered, "I wish I was rich."

And the genie said, "What's your second wish, Rich?"

You can tell monopoly's an old game...

...because there's a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail

Why does Michael J. Fox make really good milkshakes?

Because he's rich and can afford the best ingredients

The son of a rich Saudi sheikh arrives in Germany for his University studies.

He soon writes home to his father. "Dear Dad, Berlin is wonderful, the people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad I am a little ashamed to be riding to class every day in my 24k gold Ferrari 599GTB when my professors, friends and many fellow students all travel by train. Your son, Ahmed"









Promptly, his father writes back. "My Dear son Ahmed, $20 Million has just been transferred to your account. Please stop embarrassing our family. Go and get yourself a train too. Love, your dad"

If you watch Jeopardy backwards, it's about rich people paying money for answers to questions.

That is all.

You can tell Monopoly is an old game...

...because there's free parking, a luxury tax and rich people can actually go to jail.


A man stumbles upon a Genie and is granted 3 wishes.

Genie: What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich.

Genie: Granted. What is your second wish?

Rich: I want lots of money.

What's considered trashy if you're poor, but classy if you're rich?

Manipulating the stock market

Genie: "What's your first wish?"

Steve: "I wish I was rich!"

Genie: "Okay, what's your next wish?"

Rich: "I wish I had lots of money!"

What do you call a rich Chinese person ?

cha ching

What do Elon Musk and Thomas Edison have in common?

They both got rich off of Tesla.

You can make a capitalist poor and they'll still believe in Capitalism

But if you make a socialist rich, you have a new capitalist.

What do you call a rich asian?

Cha Ching

How do you spot a rich Ethiopian?

By the Rolex around his waist.

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy".

He's an artificial sweetner.

Common English Mistakes

Common English Mistakes

-mixing up there, their, and they're

-using the wrong too, to, or two

-putting commas in the wrong place

-enslaving innocent people and stealing their riches

-using apostrophes for plurals

Little Johnny goes to his grandfather and asks him to croak like a frog.

"Why, sure Johnny. *Croak*", says grandfather.
"Yaaaaay", exclaimed Johnny. Confused, grandfather asks what's so exciting.
"Papa says we're going to be rich when you croak!", replies johnny.

Why does nobody like a rich stone?

Because he takes everything for granite.

A 75 year old rich man marries a 20-yo beautiful woman...

And a friend of his comes to ask how did he manage to pull that off.

"I told her I was 90".

An old man is about to die.

While he is laying in his bed waiting to die, he said to his sons ( a rich musician, a rich doctor and a lawyer ) : When i die i want you to put in my coffin 5K $ each for my after life.

One week later the old man dies.

At his funeral the musician came and put 5k $ in his dads coffin while he's crying.
The doctor did the same thing , he left 5k $ and left crying.
Finally, the lawyer took the 10k $ and left a check with 15k$ and said : thank you dad.

When I was young, I thought rich people bought Bose products and the rest of us had to settle for Sony.

Turns out โ€” that was just a stereotype.

Why is a river really rich?

It's got two banks.

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We suggest to use only working your so rich piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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