The Best 35 Your So Retarded Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Your So Retarded jokes. There are some your so retarded jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these your so retarded puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Your So Retarded Jokes and Puns

A Mexican kid meets Donald Trump and says to him, I want to be President one day.

Trump says, Are you stupid? Are you an idiot? Out of your mind? Are you retarded?

The kid replies, You know what, I've changed my mind. Those are too many requirements.

Did you know that you can tell how smart an ant is by catching it on fire?

If it burns, it's a smart ant.

If it doesn't, it's retardant.

Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other


So... the girl I lost my virginity to was retarded.

I wanted my first time to be special.

I refuse to insult someone by saying that they have mental issues

Only retards do that

A mexican kid tells D. Trump:

I want to be President!
Trump says: are you stupid? Are you an idiot? Out of tour mind? Are you retarded?
Kid says: you know what, never mind those are too many requirements.

I kind of understand where anti-vaxxers coming from.

They were surely vaccinated as children, and look how retarded they turned out to be.

I said to my girlfriend.....

I said to my girlfriend, "Now remember, my mother is very old, so speak nice and slow and very loud."

Then I said to my perfectly capable mother, "By the way, my girlfriend is slightly retarded."

What fun that was...

I told my girlfriend that mom is deaf, so be sure to speak loud and slow…

Told mom that my girlfriend is retarded…

I had sex with a retarded girl last night

i wanted my first time to be special

I'm introducing my girlfriend to my parents for the first time tonight

I told my girlfriend my parents were partially deaf, so she has to speak loud and slow. I told my parents my girlfriend is retarded.....this should be an interesting night.

You can explore your so retarded reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean your so retarded dad jokes. There are also your so retarded puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

I hate people using "gay" as a synonym for "bad"...

It's just so retarded.

What did the retarded kid get on his IQ test?


A letter to Keyboard Manufacturers

Dear Keyboard Manufacturers,

I'm writing to request a redesign so that 'g' and 't' wouldn't be right next to each other.


A rich, young man walks into a bar.

He sits down and orders a few drinks. As he is enjoying his beer, he sees a mentally retarded man outside the building.

Poor Old fool, thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched the old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he'd humor the old man and asked, So how many have you caught today?

The old man replied, You're the eighth.

no idea!

I told my boyfriend that my mom is old so she
needs to speak slowly and loud. Then I told
my mom my boyfriend is retarded. They have
no idea!

There is only one thing that is more retarded than my sister...

Our children

I completely understand parents who choose not to vaccinate their children...

...because they all got vaccinated as children, and obviously turned out retarded.

What do you call a mentally retarded chef?

A slow cooker

All sandwiches are retarded...

...because they are inbred.

So my girlfriend and my mom have never met...

So I told my girlfriend that my mother is deaf, so she will need to speak slowly and loudly for her to understand you. I then called my mom and told her to be nice, cause my girlfriend is retarded. Boy it's going to be a fun Thanksgiving this year!

What do you call Dracula's retarded cousin?


This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago ... Thought it was worth a share.


Me: I just put my laundry in the fridge. Sometimes I think I am retarded.

Friend: Oh! I do that all the time.

Me: Put clothes in the fridge?

Friend: No. Think that you are retarded.

How are mashed potatoes similar to an online college degree?

If it ends up on your wall, you're probably retarded.

Voltaire said To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize. I guess my granddaddy was right when he said that retards run this country.

A Mexican boy meets Donald Trump

The Mexican boy says "One day, I'm going to be President of the United States!"
Donald Trump replied "Are you crazy?" "Are you retarded?" "Are you out of your mind?"
The Mexican boy pauses for a second and says "That's too many requirements for being President."

What did the asian parents call their retarded son?

Sum ting wong

What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

My friend asked me if I wanted to watch Countdown with them

"What's that?", I replied, "Dracula's retarded brother?"

How many retards does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, line up so that I can find out..

What do you call the birth of a retarded child?

A special delivery.

Management told me in a meeting today that my language is too "insensitive"

How retarded is that?

What does a bowl of spaghetti and a degree from Phoenix online both have in common?

If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded.

If liberals are libtards...

Doesn't that make republicans just plain ole retards?

What do mentally retarded parents give their kids?

Hand me Downs.

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We suggest to use only working your so retarded piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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