The Best 35 Your So Lame Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Your So Lame jokes. There are some your so lame jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these your so lame puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Your So Lame Jokes and Puns

Roses are red, reposting is lame,

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It's 2018, we need to stop calling things gay just because they are lame.

So what if there are no women at this bar? Most of the guys are really nice and some of them even bought me drinks, and that's pretty cool if you ask me.

The last joke my brother made up, before he passed away this week.

Him: "If my name was Ella, and I married Darth Vader. My name would be Elevator". Stupid and corny, but it's exactly the kind of lame jokes he would make.

Where do animals go when their tails fall off?

Retail store. I know I'm lame.

Why are North Korean weekends so lame?

Because theres only one party.


Girls on dating apps get bombarded with too many lame and boring messages

For them, finding the good ones is like finding a needle in a hey-stack.

I searched Reddit and this joke hasn't been posted.

USPS came out with a Donald Trump stamp. They were Yugely popular at first, but suddenly went out of circulation, because they wont stick to the envelopes.

This enraged the president, and he demanded a full investigation, blamed the democrats and JINA and the lame-stream media.



After months of testing, costing $2.65 billion in congressional spending and firing of 25+ people, the special prosecutor appointed by Trump presented the following findings.

* The stamps have no manufacturing defects.
* There is nothing wrong with the adhesive.
* People are spitting on the wrong side of the stamp.

I asked Yoda for a two word review of Les Miserables

"Lame is."

One of the only jokes I know

What a cute bunch of cows!

It's not a bunch, it's a herd

Heard of what?

Herd of cows

Well, duh, of course I've heard of cows!

No, a cow herd

What do I care what a cow heard?





Sorry if it's lame

My wife's inappropriate Christmas dinner joke

Last night My wife and I were having Christmas dinner with her parents, grandparents, aunts/uncles, and a German neighbor who is a widow. We were talking about messing up while cooking meals and I mentioned the first time I cooked a turkey I cooked it upside down. The neighbor was incredulous that I could make such a mistake and asked how I could possibly do this when the breast would be round and make it difficult to get the turkey to not roll.

My lame joke:
>"Maybe I just like flat breasted turkeys."

Wife looks down at her chest:
>"Well now I feel self-conscious... Wait, is that why you always turn me face down?"

Everybody starts roaring with laughter and her dad turned bright red.

I was going to tell you a joke about an injured deer...

...but it would have been lame.

You can explore your so lame reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean your so lame dad jokes. There are also your so lame puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


My favorite lame joke

And God said unto John: Come forth, and you shall receive eternal life.
But john came fifth, and won a toaster.

I know, it's stupid and overused, but it's my favorite...

Why is North Korea so lame?

It's got no Seoul.

Drummers always have such lame jokes...

I've heard them all like a Zildjian times.

So this old guy is lying face down in the sand on a nude beach.



A hot blonde comes along and starts rhythmically smacking his buttocks like drums.

Then the geezer flips around, grins toothlessly at her and says, Why don't you play the flute instead of the bongos?

Favorite lame chemistry joke

Argon walks into a bar, bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve noble gasses here".

Argon didn't react

The saddest activity in my life is crushing my Coke cans.

Its soda pressing.



(tch tch, that was lame)

Why did the limp Donkey cross the road ?..ahh forget it

.. sorry for such a lame ass joke.

I wish I could be ugly for one day

Cause being ugly every day is kinda lame


There were two fish in a tank...

One fish said to the other "Who's driving this thing?"

(I know its lame but its the joke our dad has been telling us for years and I thought maybe you guys havn't heard it)

My dad told a lame joke today

I told him to stop because he never makes funny jokes.
His replay was - I made you didn't I?

I wanted to make a lame pun thread about fish.

But its not the right time or plaice.

When my wife was in labor with our first child I read her jokes to pass the time...

When my wife was in labor with our first child I read her jokes to pass the time, but she didn't laugh at any of them. Nevertheless I've persisted with telling the same lame Dad jokes during the births of each of our kids. Today she's in labor with our fourth and I've finally got her laughing...

I think I've really improved the delivery!

When my wife was in labor with our first child I read her jokes to pass the time, but she didn't laugh at any of them. Nevertheless I've persisted with telling the same lame Dad jokes during the births of each of our kids. Today she's in labor with our fourth and I've finally got her laughing...

...I think I've really improved the delivery!

(True Story: Today is baby number four, and this is basically the same lame joke I told/posted when our last child was born. Dad jokes 4TW!)

Roses are red, reposting is lame,

But not every joke here is always the same.

I went to a lame reggae concert once

It was dreadful

My Jewish wife was mad at me for making lame puns, so she punished me by lacing my chocolate coins with LSD.

It was a real gelt trip.

What kind of tea do ghosts drink?

Boo tea.

Lame I know but my kid liked it.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven ate Nine. Lame, right? I made up some more!

Why did Two pay more for socks?
Because it was a three-for-five deal!

Why did Four get jealous of Five?
Because Five had six with Seven!
(And I heard that Seven ate Nine out)

Why did Negative One share its cash prize with Zero after they tied for first place in the race?
Because Zero won too!

In honor of Trump's last night as president, tonight I'll be making...

Lame Duck A L'Orange, and for dessert, ImPEACHment Cobbler.

What does a trebuchet in a convent and Bruce Lee have in common?

They're both nunchuckers.



Yes lame but it's OC

A guy is getting arrested...

... When the cop asks him "Sir, do you have any weapons on you?"

The guy flexes his biceps and says "Not unless you count these guns."

The cop rolls his eyes and said "No sir, we don't count your arms as weapons."

The guy replied "Good, I wouldn't want you to disarm me."

I came up with that one a couple of weeks back. Hope you guys don't think it's too lame.

I am 70% lame, 50% ugly

and the remaining % good in maths

Why did Apollo 11 take off during full moon?

Its an easier target.

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Yes. Its incredibly lame.

Lame joke of the day.

Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the your so lame jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working your so lame piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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