The Best 35 Your So Bald Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Your So Bald jokes. There are some your so bald jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these your so bald puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Your So Bald Jokes and Puns

Why do bald men cut holes in their pockets?

So they can run their hands through their hair.

What do you call a bald porcupine?

Pointless.

I first noticed I was going bald

When it took longer and longer to wash my face.

If I ever start to go bald

I'll get a rabbit tattooed onto my head..
From a distance it would look like a hare

A bald guy slipped in the shower

Fell on his head and slipped again.


Why did the bald man have his hand down his pants?

So he could run his fingers through his hair!

I was talking to a lovely young lady and things seemed to be going really well.

Then she said "There's something I want to get out of the way right now," and she reached up and took a wig off her head, and it turned out she was as bald as a new-laid egg.

"Alopecia," she said. "It's a condition that causes hair to fall out."

"Oh," I said. "...Just on your head, or from anywhere else as well?"

"Well," she dimpled, "there's only one way to find out."

"Of course!" I said, and took out my phone. "Hey, Google..."

A man was going bald, so he got rabbits tattooed on to his head.

From a distance they looked like hares.

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

I like to play chess with old bald men in the park

But it's hard to find 32 of them

I like playing chess with bald people in the park

The problem is, it's kinda hard to find 32 of them

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Hear the one about the bald guy getting bumped to business class after passengers made fun of him?

Talk about the advantages of a reseating airline.

I once knew a bald guy who liked to draw rabbits on his head

but from a distance they looked like hares

What is the difference between a prince, a bald headed man, a monkey and an orphan?

The first is an heir apparent, the second has no apparent hair, the third has hairy parent and the last has nary a parent.

Mommy, why is daddy bald?

"Its because he thinks a lot sweetheart"

The kid stared at his mom for a minute and asked

"is that why you have a lot of hair?"

A balding white haired man walks into a jewelry store with a beautiful much younger gal at his side...

He
told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.
The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.

The man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.'

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought
another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000the jeweler said.
The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.
The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.'
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated,
'By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now
and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds; I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.'

On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said
'Sir...There's no money in that account.

''I know,' said the old man...'But let me tell you about my weekend.'

What do you call a barber that only works on bald people?

An air stylist.

Two cannibals meet one day.

The first cannibal says, You know, I just can't seem to get a tender missionary. I've baked them, I've roasted them, I've stewed them, I've barbecued them, I've tried every sort of marinade. Just can't seem to get them tender.

The second cannibal asks, What kind of missionary do you use?

The first replies, You know, the ones that hang out at that place at the bend of the river. They have those brown cloaks with a rope around their waist and they're sort of bald on top with a funny ring of hair on their heads.

Ah, ha! the second cannibal replies, No wonder… those are friars!

Triplets

There are triplets in a mothers womb, talking about what they want to do when they grow up.

The first triplet says "When I grow up, I will be an electrician, because it's too dark in here."

The second triplet says "When I grow up, I will be a plumber, because it's too wet in here."

The third triplet says, "When I grow up I want to be a boxer, so that I can beat up that bald guy who comes in here and spits on us all the time!"


At the post office....

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.

His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'" "But why?" asks the man. "I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.

Why do bald people like holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pants pocket??

So he could run a hand through his hair!!!

Every Zodiac sign has a signature hairstyle

For instance, people with cancer are bald

A man is arrested for killing a condor

A man is arrested for killing an endangered condor. Before the judge, the man says, "Your honor, I only killed the condor to feed my hungry family."

The judge says, "Well, I can't charge a man for feeding his family. And I'm curious so I'll let you off with a warning if you answer one question. What did it taste like?"

The man says, Somewhere between a bald eagle and a baby seal."

Will You Still Love Me???

Ah, marriage. I was standing in front of the bathroom mirror one evening admiring my reflection, when I posed this question to my wife of 30 years: Will you still love me when I'm old, fat, and balding?

She answered, I do.

My hair is receding at my temples, making my hairline look like the flap of an envelope.

Goddamn mail pattern baldness...

Mick Jagger and Keith Richards were cruising down the coast.

Coming around a bend they saw a magnificent bald eagle in the middle of the road. When Mick swerved to miss it he lost control of the car and they plummeted off a cliff to their death.

A tragic case of killing two Stones with one bird.

Photo Album

A young boy was looking through
the family album and asked his
mother, "Is this you on the beach?

Mother says "Yes, it is"

Son asks "Who's this guy with you with all the

muscles and curly hair?"

"That's your father."

"Then who's that old bald-headed
fat man who lives with us now?"

What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?

A hundred dollar bill.

My luck is like a bald guy...

...who just won a comb.

A man walks up to a bald guy in a bar, rubs his head and says "Smooth. Just like my wife's behind."

The bald guy reaches up and rubs his head. "Wow. You're right." he replies.

My wife was worried about getting older, so before she woke up on her birthday, I cut off all the white hairs she had.

For some reason, she woke up bald and in a bad attitude

How Can You Identify a Bald Eagle?

All his feathers are combed to one side

I went bald early in life but I kept my comb

I just can't part with it

What do you call an airplane full of bald people?

Receding airlines...

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